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So, after an awesome Halloween night at a great concert in *resort town*, my best friend and I go and catch the last bus down valley. Amongst the mish mash of people was a Cap'n Jack Sparrow. Now this guy sat right up the front and was doing what some drunk guys do - spout verbal diarrhea and expect everyone to be wowed by their profound diatribes.
I couldn't really hear what he was saying, and I was more concerned with makiing sure my friend was ok and staying awake so we don't miss our stop. I hear a girl say "shut up johnny depp" - my friend immediately bolts awake and says what?
JD screams I'M NOT JOHNNY DEPP" ( i think this will become my new catchphrase ) - other people on the bus start telling him to shut up, that noone is interested - and to guys like this they don't listen or care.
Finally the bus driver gets on the intercom (?) and tells him to be quiet. Not Johnny Depp keeps on and on with the bus screaming at him to shut up - bus driver warns him again an d when NJD does not comply, slams on the brakes to the sound of our applause, and we all watch NJD climb off the bus telling us all we do unmentionable things to our sisters (interesting as I don't have a sister ).
Bus driver then apologizes to us, saying he was sorry he didn't do anything about it sooner
You know you are weird when a bunch of costumed people on Halloween tell you you are
I couldn't really hear what he was saying, and I was more concerned with makiing sure my friend was ok and staying awake so we don't miss our stop. I hear a girl say "shut up johnny depp" - my friend immediately bolts awake and says what?
JD screams I'M NOT JOHNNY DEPP" ( i think this will become my new catchphrase ) - other people on the bus start telling him to shut up, that noone is interested - and to guys like this they don't listen or care.
Finally the bus driver gets on the intercom (?) and tells him to be quiet. Not Johnny Depp keeps on and on with the bus screaming at him to shut up - bus driver warns him again an d when NJD does not comply, slams on the brakes to the sound of our applause, and we all watch NJD climb off the bus telling us all we do unmentionable things to our sisters (interesting as I don't have a sister ).
Bus driver then apologizes to us, saying he was sorry he didn't do anything about it sooner
You know you are weird when a bunch of costumed people on Halloween tell you you are
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