All of my threads have been sightings!
So this was probably the worst experience I have ever had at the movies. It was so bad, I am considering NEVER going to the movies again after Avatar, which I am desperate to see on the big screen.
A couple of friends and I decided to go and see Paranormal Activity. New Moon has obviously been released, so the cinemas are obviously full of teenage girls desperate to see Robert Pattison. We thought Paranormal Activity would be empty.
We were VERY wrong.
The whole cinema was packed (on a Tuesday!!) and everything was selling out from New Moon to A Christmas Carol. Paranormal Activity was extremelly full.
So the lights dimmed and the movie began...
For the first TWENTY-FIVE minutes, people were still walking in trying to find seats, and most of them weren't quiet about it. For nearly half an hour, all I could hear was large groups of teens slamming the door and screeching "WHERE SHOULD WE SIT???" and using their phones as lights. One couple decided that they absolutely had to have the seats next to me and my friends, despite others being empty and proceeded to climb and trip over us, whilst giggling.
Ten minutes into the movie, people were going to the bathroom. One guy spotted a friend on his way, and stopped to talk!
The chick sat in the row in front of me text all the way through the movie, and then started playing games on her phone.
At a crucial point in the movie, someone yelled "BOO!"
After the "BOO!" incident, someone must have complained, because a member of staff was sent in to the screening. His walkie-talkie kept going off.
A group of teens a couple of rows in front just would not shut the fuck up. I saw someone in the row behind them lean over and pull one of their groups hair, growling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The audience clapped and cheered. They were quiet after that.
Then, a little kid piped up. "DADDY I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM"...
...wait a minute, a little kid? Paranormal Activity is a '15' rated movie. It is not like the US or other countries where kids can get in if they are with an adult. They have to be 15, it's the LAW. Oh yeah, and the member of staff noticed this. The kid was with a large group of people, so the member of staff had to ask them all to leave. The father took exception to this and screeched "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!". Someone in the audience shouted "GET RID OF YOUR FUCKING KID!" and he left with the kid. The rest of the group, who were the correct age, remained.
THEN, some guy went to the bathroom, and forgot where he was sitting. He walked in and started shouting "EMMA! EMMA! WHERE ARE YOU?"
The film ended. Thank fuck.
As we walked out, the father and kid were at the door, arguing with the manager.
Manager: You bought tickets to A Christmas Carol, and you snuck into a 15 rated movie.
Father: That doesn't give you the right to throw us out three quarters of the way into the movie!
Manager: YOU broke the law.
Father: I am going to write to head office about you.
Manager: Do you honestly think they will take your side? You took your underage son into a 15 rated horror movie. Take some responsibility for your actions.
Father: What kind of manager are you?
Manager: I am a very busy manager, in case you hadn't noticed. I am done talking to you. Good day.
The manager wasn't lying. The cinema was about ten times busier than it was when I first entered. The lines were half way down the street!
I can't even decide if I liked the movie. I never saw any of it.
So this was probably the worst experience I have ever had at the movies. It was so bad, I am considering NEVER going to the movies again after Avatar, which I am desperate to see on the big screen.
A couple of friends and I decided to go and see Paranormal Activity. New Moon has obviously been released, so the cinemas are obviously full of teenage girls desperate to see Robert Pattison. We thought Paranormal Activity would be empty.
We were VERY wrong.
The whole cinema was packed (on a Tuesday!!) and everything was selling out from New Moon to A Christmas Carol. Paranormal Activity was extremelly full.
So the lights dimmed and the movie began...
For the first TWENTY-FIVE minutes, people were still walking in trying to find seats, and most of them weren't quiet about it. For nearly half an hour, all I could hear was large groups of teens slamming the door and screeching "WHERE SHOULD WE SIT???" and using their phones as lights. One couple decided that they absolutely had to have the seats next to me and my friends, despite others being empty and proceeded to climb and trip over us, whilst giggling.
Ten minutes into the movie, people were going to the bathroom. One guy spotted a friend on his way, and stopped to talk!
The chick sat in the row in front of me text all the way through the movie, and then started playing games on her phone.
At a crucial point in the movie, someone yelled "BOO!"
After the "BOO!" incident, someone must have complained, because a member of staff was sent in to the screening. His walkie-talkie kept going off.
A group of teens a couple of rows in front just would not shut the fuck up. I saw someone in the row behind them lean over and pull one of their groups hair, growling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The audience clapped and cheered. They were quiet after that.
Then, a little kid piped up. "DADDY I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM"...
...wait a minute, a little kid? Paranormal Activity is a '15' rated movie. It is not like the US or other countries where kids can get in if they are with an adult. They have to be 15, it's the LAW. Oh yeah, and the member of staff noticed this. The kid was with a large group of people, so the member of staff had to ask them all to leave. The father took exception to this and screeched "I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!". Someone in the audience shouted "GET RID OF YOUR FUCKING KID!" and he left with the kid. The rest of the group, who were the correct age, remained.
THEN, some guy went to the bathroom, and forgot where he was sitting. He walked in and started shouting "EMMA! EMMA! WHERE ARE YOU?"
The film ended. Thank fuck.
As we walked out, the father and kid were at the door, arguing with the manager.
Manager: You bought tickets to A Christmas Carol, and you snuck into a 15 rated movie.
Father: That doesn't give you the right to throw us out three quarters of the way into the movie!
Manager: YOU broke the law.
Father: I am going to write to head office about you.
Manager: Do you honestly think they will take your side? You took your underage son into a 15 rated horror movie. Take some responsibility for your actions.
Father: What kind of manager are you?
Manager: I am a very busy manager, in case you hadn't noticed. I am done talking to you. Good day.
The manager wasn't lying. The cinema was about ten times busier than it was when I first entered. The lines were half way down the street!
I can't even decide if I liked the movie. I never saw any of it.
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