Yesterday night i and the girlfriend got on a train last night. We had come back on the ferry from Dublin (in Ireland) and were getting a train that travels from Holyhead (the port in Wales) to Crewe (in England) with several stops on route both in Wales and England. Following this? good. on with the story.
WARNING: Not actual words as mmuhh teeeekat? guuuh is quite hard to understand
D: Guy who is asleep on his seat
C: Conductor
C: (To D) excuse me sir! sir! excuse me sir!
D: (Waking up) whiuwh
C: Sorry to wake you sir, but i need to see your ticket
D: guh?
(at this point i realise he's drunk, stoned, something)
C: I just need to see your ticket sir
D: OK ticket?
C: yes sir your rail ticket
D: OK Ticket?
C: yes sir your ticket, do you have it?
D: ticket (tries to look in his pockets but keeps missing) ticket
C: Do you have a ticket sir?
D: ticket, yeah i give you my ticket OK
C: Sir you still need to give me your ticket
D: OK (starts to search but falls asleep)
C: sir, sir, wake up please
D: Guh?
C: Sir do you know where you're going?
D: Dublin, yeah?
C: Dublin?
D: Dublin Ok
C: Sir this train doesn't go to Dublin
D: OK
C: Sir where are you going?
D: Wheres the Dublin train?
C: No trains go to Dublin
D: OK
C: Sir do you know where you're going?
D: England
C: England?
D: Yeah England OK
C: Where in England?
D: England, is this the england train?
C: Sir i need to know where in England
D: OK (falls asleep)
The conductor telss us as we're sat a few seats away that she'll radio fro the transport police to pick him up at the next station so as to not delay the train, it's a pity the next station was also ours as we only saw the police get on, not what happened next.
WARNING: Not actual words as mmuhh teeeekat? guuuh is quite hard to understand
D: Guy who is asleep on his seat
C: Conductor
C: (To D) excuse me sir! sir! excuse me sir!
D: (Waking up) whiuwh
C: Sorry to wake you sir, but i need to see your ticket
D: guh?
(at this point i realise he's drunk, stoned, something)
C: I just need to see your ticket sir
D: OK ticket?
C: yes sir your rail ticket
D: OK Ticket?
C: yes sir your ticket, do you have it?
D: ticket (tries to look in his pockets but keeps missing) ticket
C: Do you have a ticket sir?
D: ticket, yeah i give you my ticket OK
C: Sir you still need to give me your ticket
D: OK (starts to search but falls asleep)
C: sir, sir, wake up please
D: Guh?
C: Sir do you know where you're going?
D: Dublin, yeah?
C: Dublin?
D: Dublin Ok
C: Sir this train doesn't go to Dublin
D: OK
C: Sir where are you going?
D: Wheres the Dublin train?
C: No trains go to Dublin
D: OK
C: Sir do you know where you're going?
D: England
C: England?
D: Yeah England OK
C: Where in England?
D: England, is this the england train?
C: Sir i need to know where in England
D: OK (falls asleep)
The conductor telss us as we're sat a few seats away that she'll radio fro the transport police to pick him up at the next station so as to not delay the train, it's a pity the next station was also ours as we only saw the police get on, not what happened next.
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