I was at a Tom Thumb once, doing my own shopping (weekly necessities: English Muffins and Apple Juice) and some random lady stops me to ask if I know where the corn syrup is...
"I think it's with all the other syrups... which are over two or three aisles..."
She says thanks, and goes off in the other direction, and I, confused, go to find the corn syrup, and pass by her again, and point it out directly. She says, "Corn syrup? No, I needed corn starch."
Well, honey, you said syrup.
So as to be completely balanced in this post, the family went out to a Dave & Busters some random night once, and grabbed one of the table shuffleboards, playing and drinking, until bro knocked his drink on the ground. Unthinking, I guess... Dad turns around to a guy who is dressed very nicely, and asks for a refill on bro's drink. Guy plays along, asking whose drink it was, and then lets us know that he doesn't work there, and was, in fact, playing pool when Dad asked for help.
"I think it's with all the other syrups... which are over two or three aisles..."
She says thanks, and goes off in the other direction, and I, confused, go to find the corn syrup, and pass by her again, and point it out directly. She says, "Corn syrup? No, I needed corn starch."
Well, honey, you said syrup.
So as to be completely balanced in this post, the family went out to a Dave & Busters some random night once, and grabbed one of the table shuffleboards, playing and drinking, until bro knocked his drink on the ground. Unthinking, I guess... Dad turns around to a guy who is dressed very nicely, and asks for a refill on bro's drink. Guy plays along, asking whose drink it was, and then lets us know that he doesn't work there, and was, in fact, playing pool when Dad asked for help.
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