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....I know, Wal-Mart says it all, but bear with me.
So the past few days it's been well below zero....and add in the windchills....blech. I had full intentions of double bagging and cramming as much as possible for my shopping.
Anyway, as I first walked in, I noticed one lady with short black and red spiked hair wearing a full length fur coat (weird, eh?) power shopping. Almost Black Friday-like. And mind you, this was at 7:30 am....hardly any customers. More employees than customers, in fact. The best time to shop at Wal-Mart. No need to rush or be nuts like that.
Like I said, she was power shopping, like her cart was a V8 Titan truck and she was literally running up and down aisles. TWICE in the "hygene" aisles (all those aisles with toothpaste, deoderants, hair products, etc) she nearly rammed right into me or sent me flying sideways. She wasn't even looking where she was going and she was in such a hurry she obviously didn't care.
I ran into her again once more in the grocery area....thankfully, it's a more open area, so I heard her coming a lot sooner. I could hear her full cart coming as she flew down the frozen foods aisle and once again nearly knocked me to the side as she screeched it to a quick stop to grab some stuff, then was off at full force again.
Then I paid for my stuff and was headed out the door when I heard "clickity clickity" behind me, and all of a sudden...wooosh!
Another dumb bitch in a hurry, almost making it seem like I was standing still and not even moving, ran right around me in the exit area and flew out the doors and into her pickup truck....which of course, 10 seconds later, was in gear and tearing out of the parking lot.
So sure, MAYYYYYYYBE the second girl had an emergency and HAD to leave that quickly.....but why finish shopping and then leave if it's that big of a deal?
My guess is she was so cold she didn't want to walk to her truck, so she figured running would help. That would have been fine and dandy if she hadn't came running up on my behind and flew around me like I was in the way.
So the past few days it's been well below zero....and add in the windchills....blech. I had full intentions of double bagging and cramming as much as possible for my shopping.
Anyway, as I first walked in, I noticed one lady with short black and red spiked hair wearing a full length fur coat (weird, eh?) power shopping. Almost Black Friday-like. And mind you, this was at 7:30 am....hardly any customers. More employees than customers, in fact. The best time to shop at Wal-Mart. No need to rush or be nuts like that.
Like I said, she was power shopping, like her cart was a V8 Titan truck and she was literally running up and down aisles. TWICE in the "hygene" aisles (all those aisles with toothpaste, deoderants, hair products, etc) she nearly rammed right into me or sent me flying sideways. She wasn't even looking where she was going and she was in such a hurry she obviously didn't care.
I ran into her again once more in the grocery area....thankfully, it's a more open area, so I heard her coming a lot sooner. I could hear her full cart coming as she flew down the frozen foods aisle and once again nearly knocked me to the side as she screeched it to a quick stop to grab some stuff, then was off at full force again.
Then I paid for my stuff and was headed out the door when I heard "clickity clickity" behind me, and all of a sudden...wooosh!
Another dumb bitch in a hurry, almost making it seem like I was standing still and not even moving, ran right around me in the exit area and flew out the doors and into her pickup truck....which of course, 10 seconds later, was in gear and tearing out of the parking lot.
So sure, MAYYYYYYYBE the second girl had an emergency and HAD to leave that quickly.....but why finish shopping and then leave if it's that big of a deal?
My guess is she was so cold she didn't want to walk to her truck, so she figured running would help. That would have been fine and dandy if she hadn't came running up on my behind and flew around me like I was in the way.
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