Oh.....my........God!
Today started off OK. Had a routine appointment with a doctor this morning. You check in at the first room, pay co-pay,whatever. Then, they tell you to wait in the next room on the right. I checked in, went to the next room and sat quietly, reading my newspaper in the waiting room. I was the only one in there. UNTIL this kinda skanky-boozy looking guy came in. (He just looked like he was unemployed and did drugs to me.) Nothing really alarming about him. He had a folder full of what looked like his medical files. The woman asked if he checked in yet. He said no. She told him to check in the first room, and he said OK, and left.
I'm still reading the paper..................suddenly, I smell the most goddamn, foul, putrid, nasty, NASTY, NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTY f***in' FART to ever contaminate the world.
It f***in' hung there and remained so bad. I immediately commenced to freaking out.
I tried to wave the paper, started bitching very loudly! The receptionists were lucky- they were behind a closed window. It was just me and a f***in' stink cloud left behind by this disgusting slob. I was covering my face with my hoodie and stamping my feet. He either shat his pants or I don't know what.
I made a worker who walked in laugh when I said "Some guy just left a stinkbomb in here, and it stinks so gross!" It just hung there like a sour dead, rotting cabbage. I told everyone within earshot how much the waiting room smelled. Thank God the doctor called me. I want to find the creep and lock him in a closet with decayed broccoli drizzled with Limburger cheese! GROSS!!!!!!!!!
Today started off OK. Had a routine appointment with a doctor this morning. You check in at the first room, pay co-pay,whatever. Then, they tell you to wait in the next room on the right. I checked in, went to the next room and sat quietly, reading my newspaper in the waiting room. I was the only one in there. UNTIL this kinda skanky-boozy looking guy came in. (He just looked like he was unemployed and did drugs to me.) Nothing really alarming about him. He had a folder full of what looked like his medical files. The woman asked if he checked in yet. He said no. She told him to check in the first room, and he said OK, and left.
I'm still reading the paper..................suddenly, I smell the most goddamn, foul, putrid, nasty, NASTY, NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTY f***in' FART to ever contaminate the world.
It f***in' hung there and remained so bad. I immediately commenced to freaking out.
I tried to wave the paper, started bitching very loudly! The receptionists were lucky- they were behind a closed window. It was just me and a f***in' stink cloud left behind by this disgusting slob. I was covering my face with my hoodie and stamping my feet. He either shat his pants or I don't know what.
I made a worker who walked in laugh when I said "Some guy just left a stinkbomb in here, and it stinks so gross!" It just hung there like a sour dead, rotting cabbage. I told everyone within earshot how much the waiting room smelled. Thank God the doctor called me. I want to find the creep and lock him in a closet with decayed broccoli drizzled with Limburger cheese! GROSS!!!!!!!!!
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