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  • "But theyre too DARK!!!!!"

    I was grocery shopping today. I had just hit the bakery (Mmmmmmmmm....) and was looking at the tarts when a woman walks up to the counter with 2 packs of the storemade apricot pastries.

    Woman: Excuse me!!! These are too dark.

    Bakery Employee: (genuinely) Oh, im sorry. I assure you theyre not burnt, theyre just a little darker than usual.

    W: Well this is ridiculous! These are too DARK!

    BE: I realize that, but theyre still good. If you buy them and dont like them, we have a 200% guarantee. Youd get double your money back.

    W: You dont understand! I NEED THESE for a training class! I buy these several times a week.

    BE: Im sorry, but thats our batch for today. Tomorrow morning we will have more, freshly made, if you have time to stop in.

    W:BUT I NEED THESE AND THEYRE TOO DARK!! Youre telling me youre NOT going to go and make some more?

    BE: NO. Thats it for today. But if you would want to special order some, I can personally assure you they would be ready in the morning and not as dark.

    W: BUT THESE ARE TOO DARK!! I NEED THESE FOR A TRAINING CLASS. I ALWAYS BUY THEM HERE!!!

    I swear this went on for as long as it took me to look through the pies and have my daughter pick out a donut and longer. That damn lady would NOT shut up. The poor employee was stuck with her when I finally made my getaway. Ugh. Her voice still lingers in my head......

    Not sure who she was training but I doubt the whole class would fall to pieces without the damn pastries....

  • #2
    Or for that matter, WHAT was she training? Cause if she's buying storemade apricot pastries for a home ec class...wouldn't that be cheating?
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    • #3
      I was thinking more along the lines of "Introduction to being a Sucky Customer"

      This woman obviously has her priorities screwed up big time.
      "When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
      "We don't have a gold plated toilet"
      "Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"

      -Jasper Fforde

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      • #4
        She was even offered double her money back and still bitched? Some people just cannot be pleased.

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        • #5
          Quoth fireheart17 View Post
          Or for that matter, WHAT was she on?
          Fixed that for you
          Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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