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On what planet is this ok to do?!!?!
I used to think it couldn't get any worse than at my old apartment in Skid Row....people would pull up on the side of the street and honk until their friends came out and got in the car, or whatever they were doing.
I just moments ago witnessed something so annoying and so anger-inducing that I am actually hoping that for once idiot neighbor Sheriff will come running outside with his ancient cordless phone speed dialing the police.
I was out for a smoke and my post workout protein shake when this white van pulled up.....like many people who are confused as to which building is which (there are 5 in this part), it slowly approached and the woman driving it was looking for the building numbers.
She pulled up into the spot next to my car....and blared on her horn a good long toot and a short one. Then another long one after about 15 seconds.
Then she put it in reverse and turned around and went to the next building over and found an empty spot....and did the same thing. No response, no one came out.
She puts it in reverse again, and turns it around to face the building across from that one, pulls into an empty spot, and does the same thing again (except longer toots). No one came out.
Does she have a cell phone? I don't know. She wasn't using one to maybe, I don't know, CALL the person she was picking up.
She then puts it in reverse and drives towards the building Sheriff lives in (across from mine). She repeats the same long angry toots AGAIN.....again, no one comes out.
She then backs up AGAIN and moves to the last building (on the other side of the pool) and toots AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN, obviously no one came.
I'm sitting there (it's really windy so I'm just sitting on the floor of the porch trying to keep the ashtray from blowing away) just wanting to rip the horn out of the van and beat that woman senseless with it......she finally *it seems* gives up, backs up and exits via the secondary inlet/outlet.
Then I see her stupid van pull up on the street by the mailboxes (which are in front of Sheriff's building and in my line of sight) and she parks it and toots that damn horn I swear almost 10 freaking times, waits about a minute, then toots it yet another 10 freaking times.
I'm amazed at this point that Sheriff hasn't came running outside with phone in tow to call the cops. I finally breathe a sigh of relief as that stupid van FINALLY pulls away and gets out of my line of view (so she'd either be going left or right at the stop sign and she'd given up or was at the wrong place).
JUST as I get back inside and am about to start posting this, I hear that god damn horn tooting away AGAIN. This time, she's just parked in the MIDDLE of all 5 buildings. No phone, just her blaring on that damn horn.
I start posting this as I hear her toot toot again, I go peek out the window and see her toot ONE more time as she pulls onto the street, then about a minute or two later, she finally leaves for good.
Whew....it's been a bit and I think she's gone. Swear to gosh, I'm going to bed soon and if I hear a horn blaring ONE more time.....there will be a woman waddling around with a horn shoved up her ass.
I used to think it couldn't get any worse than at my old apartment in Skid Row....people would pull up on the side of the street and honk until their friends came out and got in the car, or whatever they were doing.
I just moments ago witnessed something so annoying and so anger-inducing that I am actually hoping that for once idiot neighbor Sheriff will come running outside with his ancient cordless phone speed dialing the police.
I was out for a smoke and my post workout protein shake when this white van pulled up.....like many people who are confused as to which building is which (there are 5 in this part), it slowly approached and the woman driving it was looking for the building numbers.
She pulled up into the spot next to my car....and blared on her horn a good long toot and a short one. Then another long one after about 15 seconds.
Then she put it in reverse and turned around and went to the next building over and found an empty spot....and did the same thing. No response, no one came out.
She puts it in reverse again, and turns it around to face the building across from that one, pulls into an empty spot, and does the same thing again (except longer toots). No one came out.
Does she have a cell phone? I don't know. She wasn't using one to maybe, I don't know, CALL the person she was picking up.
She then puts it in reverse and drives towards the building Sheriff lives in (across from mine). She repeats the same long angry toots AGAIN.....again, no one comes out.
She then backs up AGAIN and moves to the last building (on the other side of the pool) and toots AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN, obviously no one came.
I'm sitting there (it's really windy so I'm just sitting on the floor of the porch trying to keep the ashtray from blowing away) just wanting to rip the horn out of the van and beat that woman senseless with it......she finally *it seems* gives up, backs up and exits via the secondary inlet/outlet.
Then I see her stupid van pull up on the street by the mailboxes (which are in front of Sheriff's building and in my line of sight) and she parks it and toots that damn horn I swear almost 10 freaking times, waits about a minute, then toots it yet another 10 freaking times.
I'm amazed at this point that Sheriff hasn't came running outside with phone in tow to call the cops. I finally breathe a sigh of relief as that stupid van FINALLY pulls away and gets out of my line of view (so she'd either be going left or right at the stop sign and she'd given up or was at the wrong place).
JUST as I get back inside and am about to start posting this, I hear that god damn horn tooting away AGAIN. This time, she's just parked in the MIDDLE of all 5 buildings. No phone, just her blaring on that damn horn.
I start posting this as I hear her toot toot again, I go peek out the window and see her toot ONE more time as she pulls onto the street, then about a minute or two later, she finally leaves for good.
Whew....it's been a bit and I think she's gone. Swear to gosh, I'm going to bed soon and if I hear a horn blaring ONE more time.....there will be a woman waddling around with a horn shoved up her ass.
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