You hid the screw WHERE?!

[XCashier]

How many times have we said, "Stupidity should be painful"? In this case, it is.

This dumbass is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.

[Alephcat]

SC certainly has a screw loose.

sounds more like he did not have a single screw fully tightened (lets play spot the reference!)

[snugglegirl05]

I am curious if the guy has health insurance. If so, & he goes to his doctor, will his health insurance company pay for the bill or will he be billed for his own stupidity?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

As I understand the story, he was to much in a hurry to drop pants, so he chose the other hole .

Look up 'sounding' (NSFW) if you want to know where he put it.

Dear lord, WHY did I look this up?

[RavenStarr]

This guy is really screwed up in the head. Or in this case both heads

Guess you could say he literally screwed himself

[XCashier]

sounds more like he did not have a single screw fully tightened (lets play spot the reference!)

Red Dwarf!

[Mikkel]

you know i've heard that some men do like to um... expand that opening

I have had a few catheters at hospital recently, and I will never understand that fetish. It is better than a full bladder you can't empty naturally, and almost bearable if you are allowed to do most of it yourself, but it will never be something I'll do for fun.

[crazylegs]

Meh - it's not really suprising. I'm aware of one woman who inserts razor blades into herself, another who inserts scissors and men who insert whatever they can lay their hands on into whatever orifice is at hand.

[Sapphire Silk]

In the ER we swap stories about the objects we find in people's bodies. The screw is a good one . . . I'll have to remember this even if it wasn't an ER case (or maybe it was . . . later).

I had a fellow come in who wouldn't tell me why he was there (I was triage that day). He left when I pressed him for a complaint.

About an hour later he was back by ambulance. He had a straw inserted the same place as Shadowtiger's friend's screw, and couldn't get it out. When I was getting his information, he told me his sister was a nurse in our department. Told me who. Poor thing quit a few days later.

[Shalom]

i know it's been linked to before from here, but i find this fitting for the topic...

Well there went a few hours... thanks mate...

[Anakah]

I laughed so hard when I finally got it. I thought you meant he shoved it up his ass but then I really read it... So, up the pole it went? My hubbie was like: what's so funny? So I had to tell him. He was like WTF!? Wow... I'd have LOVED to be a fly on the wall when he told that to the manager!

[crazylegs]

He had a straw inserted the same place as Shadowtiger's friend's screw, and couldn't get it out.

I have two words for you

Spring Onion

That is all.

[Red_Dazes]

...The saddest thing is... I know lawyers who could and would win his case. Kinda makes me want to cry.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

...The saddest thing is... I know lawyers who could and would win his case. Kinda makes me want to cry.

Yeah, probably, since I assume there are no "Do not insert in pee-pee" warnings posted near the screws.

[ShadowTiger]

That reminds me of the infamous case (Despite that I can't identify it by name or year...) of the burglar who broke into a home, slipped on the floor, (Puddle? Slippery floor? Who knows.) and sued the owner, and won.

A terrifying thought. Tragic enough to break the sword of justice into 8 pieces and scatter it across the land, only to be reassembled by the hero of time to slay the judge. .. er ... or something.