You hid the screw WHERE?!

[ShadowTiger]

So I recently had a school event taking place on a day I normally work. I come home from the event, get on Facebook, and suddenly one of my coworkers pops up on Facebook chat, laughing his crazy arse off.

He reported that some customer walked in and demanded to see a manager. He was telling him how one of their products had given him a terrible rash and has damaged him. The manager asked him to elaborate, and the customer wouldn't; just said that he would sue for damages. Manager (Being very experienced in this sort of thing.) told the guy that without the details, how would he know whether or not he had a case, so we can make this right? He's good like that.

So the customer had to tell him. He stole a screw. Just one screw. All he came in for. But here's where it gets interesting. He stole the screw, went into the bathroom, ... ... ...


... ... ...


And stuffed it up his %@#$!.


Yep. Right up his dingleberry.

Up his whazoo.

All up in there.

Into man's watering can.

Fed his John Hancock with a bit of iron in his diet.


Tried to walk out of the store, and did it, apparently. Then got a nasty rash later and came back to the store for ... what, justice?


'nuff said.

[AriRashkae]

OK, I'm female, and that had me climbing out of my chair and whimpering, and I don't even have the equipment to have a clue how much it would hurt!

[Andara Bledin]

Ok. I know that there are guys who are into that, and there are specialized toys for them.

But a screw from a hardware store? Without cleaning it first?!?

^-.-^

[ShadowTiger]

I can only surmise that it was a screw for a lightswitch plate. They're usually a 6 or an 8. A 6, I can kinda understand. An 8 is really pushing it.

If it was a 14, the man is a living legend.

But of course, I'm just waiting to hear "Oh, it was a hinge pin. "

[Evil Queen]

Go ahead and sue. I'd love the see the look on the lawyers face when he discribes this incident.

[Midnight12]

i'd say that's the dumbest thing to do but....sadly i've....dealt with people who have done similar

pray that it does not become a massive infection in where its so bad something has to be amputated....but thats what antibiotics are for. ooooowwiiiieessss

[iradney]

ShadowTiger, you owe me a new keyboard, a fresh cup of tea, and new sinuses - thank you.


*shudder*

[Aut]

Yikes! I'm not equipped like that either, but I'm sitting here tightly crossing my legs over this one.

[Amina516]

Wow...

Ive seen (and removed) some stuff shoved in a hoohaa and a john hancock (not to mention some where the sun dont shine)....but thats just stupid to come back and report it with threats to sue.....a DIRTY screw?! ugh.

[Cookie]

Ha..owww.. hee..oooohhh...lol...noooo...My husband is giving me weird looks for the odd combination of laughs and wimpers coming from my side of the couch here.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Well, I guess that's one way to screw.
Was the guy's name Richard Hertz by any chance?

pray that it does not become a massive infection in where its so bad something has to be amputated

I do believe that would be a Darwin Award.

[Seshat]

Not quite. It would still be possible to take a sample and use a turkey baster.

Unless the infection spread to the testes before he was smart enough to go to a doctor.

[Bandit]

Unless the infection spread to the testes before he was smart enough to go to a doctor.

The odds of that happening are about as good as porcine aviation....


B

[Aut]

Did the manager threaten to get him for shoplifting? Bwahahaha!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Did the manager threaten to get him for shoplifting? Bwahahaha!

Ewww, you think they want the evidence knowing it's been...there?