This is one of many reasons my husband is the hottest man on earth.
Subway. Late in the afternoon. Dude in line ahead of my husband. Apparently, the Subway was out of cheese. Well the guy went off. Starving people all over the world and this sad f$%k can't eat a sandwitch with no cheese, right? "What do you mean you are out of cheese?!?!?!?"
Subway employee says "We got wiped out at lunch. We are out."
Dude continues to pitch a fit, and whines loudly "I GOTTA have CHEESE? How can you expect me to eat a sandwitch with no CHEEEEESE!?!??!
Husband just turns to him and says, very firmly (he's got a very commanding voice when he gets serious.) "Man, its a sandwitch. There's no cheese. Not a big deal. Get over it."
Guy starts to sputter and gets cut off again by hubby "No. He can't pull cheese out of his ass. There isn't any. Shut up and quit whining like a spoiled baby. Take your sandwitch, pay him, and go. And for God's sake shut up."
Dude got all puffy and pissed, but he did what he was told and shut his gob. He leaves. Hubby gets up to the register and pulls out his wallet. Subway guy says "Sir, I don't think you'll be paying for your lunch today."
People don't like it when confronted when someone who ISN'T helpless.
Subway. Late in the afternoon. Dude in line ahead of my husband. Apparently, the Subway was out of cheese. Well the guy went off. Starving people all over the world and this sad f$%k can't eat a sandwitch with no cheese, right? "What do you mean you are out of cheese?!?!?!?"
Subway employee says "We got wiped out at lunch. We are out."
Dude continues to pitch a fit, and whines loudly "I GOTTA have CHEESE? How can you expect me to eat a sandwitch with no CHEEEEESE!?!??!
Husband just turns to him and says, very firmly (he's got a very commanding voice when he gets serious.) "Man, its a sandwitch. There's no cheese. Not a big deal. Get over it."
Guy starts to sputter and gets cut off again by hubby "No. He can't pull cheese out of his ass. There isn't any. Shut up and quit whining like a spoiled baby. Take your sandwitch, pay him, and go. And for God's sake shut up."
Dude got all puffy and pissed, but he did what he was told and shut his gob. He leaves. Hubby gets up to the register and pulls out his wallet. Subway guy says "Sir, I don't think you'll be paying for your lunch today."
People don't like it when confronted when someone who ISN'T helpless.
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