Part one is here in roadkill
Pet peeve: line cutting
So I'm getting lunch at yellow arches burger joint and there's 3 people in line. Guy ordering, dude in front of me, and me. Then some guy comes up and says "excuse me" and just steps in line in front of me.
Me: Are you waiting in line? (sc: nod)
Me: Well, so am I (sc: rolls eyes)
Me: (after no verbal response) well, as far as I know, lines usually form from the front, back. (using my teacher scolds student voice) This means when you get in line you usually get in at the back, and since I was in line, the back would be behind me. (guy in front of me just finished ordering)
Cashier: Next (man walks up. Girl ignores him.) Next
Me: Thank you, I'll have....
SC: FINE!
Now the other guy orders:
SC: I'll have the chicken. Is it spicy?
C: No
SC: I want it spicy
C: It's not spicy
SC: (mumbles) I want it spicy
C: (goes to make our orders)
SC: (yelling) I want splenda! And mayonnaise! (sc continues to yell for his precious splenda and mayo.)
C: (returning with food) The sandwich comes with mayo. (Hands over 7ish splendas)
SC: I ONLY WANTED ONE!
C: Well, I grabbed one for each time you asked. (lol)
SC: This chicken better NOT be spicy!!!!!
C:...I can assure you it's not.
SC: (pushes me out of the way at the soda machine and fills his cup with sweet tea. Puts splenda in the tea.) THIS IS WAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEET!
Me: Sir, you just put SWEETENER into SWEET tea
SC: This isn't supposed to be sweet tea
Me: (points to label)
SC:...I DEMAND A COUPON!!!!!
C: Ummmmmm, no?
SC: (walks away defeated)
Pet peeve: line cutting
So I'm getting lunch at yellow arches burger joint and there's 3 people in line. Guy ordering, dude in front of me, and me. Then some guy comes up and says "excuse me" and just steps in line in front of me.
Me: Are you waiting in line? (sc: nod)
Me: Well, so am I (sc: rolls eyes)
Me: (after no verbal response) well, as far as I know, lines usually form from the front, back. (using my teacher scolds student voice) This means when you get in line you usually get in at the back, and since I was in line, the back would be behind me. (guy in front of me just finished ordering)
Cashier: Next (man walks up. Girl ignores him.) Next
Me: Thank you, I'll have....
SC: FINE!
Now the other guy orders:
SC: I'll have the chicken. Is it spicy?
C: No
SC: I want it spicy
C: It's not spicy
SC: (mumbles) I want it spicy
C: (goes to make our orders)
SC: (yelling) I want splenda! And mayonnaise! (sc continues to yell for his precious splenda and mayo.)
C: (returning with food) The sandwich comes with mayo. (Hands over 7ish splendas)
SC: I ONLY WANTED ONE!
C: Well, I grabbed one for each time you asked. (lol)
SC: This chicken better NOT be spicy!!!!!
C:...I can assure you it's not.
SC: (pushes me out of the way at the soda machine and fills his cup with sweet tea. Puts splenda in the tea.) THIS IS WAAAAAAAY TOOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEET!
Me: Sir, you just put SWEETENER into SWEET tea
SC: This isn't supposed to be sweet tea
Me: (points to label)
SC:...I DEMAND A COUPON!!!!!
C: Ummmmmm, no?
SC: (walks away defeated)
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