Sex in a Hottub. (Gross)

[blas]

I'm so sorry you had to see that.

Not last night, but the Friday before, my bf and I went to Red Lobster for dinner.

We were both overly full and not feeling so hot, and our waitress had disappeared for over 15 minutes and we just wanted the bill and to leave, but instead we were treated to the table next to us with two Baby Boomer aged couples talking about threesomes that they have had, and swinging parties.

I don't know how we didn't end up vomitting. And no, it wasn't only because they were 60+, it's because they had no discretion and were being very loud and descriptive about it. Normally, I'm not too worried about kids and don't like having to censor myself, but there was a family with small kids nearby, and I would have been mortified if that had been ME talking like that and I'd been heard.

So there bf and I were doing everything in our power to not vomit, and the parents nearby the Boomers were progressively turning more and more red. I was certain the father was going to say something, but the mom put her hand over his when he tried to raise it and point a finger. Thank the lord those kids were busy coloring and not paying any attention.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm so sorry you had to see that.

Not last night, but the Friday before, my bf and I went to Red Lobster for dinner.

We were both overly full and not feeling so hot, and our waitress had disappeared for over 15 minutes and we just wanted the bill and to leave, but instead we were treated to the table next to us with two Baby Boomer aged couples talking about threesomes that they have had, and swinging parties.

I don't know how we didn't end up vomitting. And no, it wasn't only because they were 60+, it's because they had no discretion and were being very loud and descriptive about it. Normally, I'm not too worried about kids and don't like having to censor myself, but there was a family with small kids nearby, and I would have been mortified if that had been ME talking like that and I'd been heard.

So there bf and I were doing everything in our power to not vomit, and the parents nearby the Boomers were progressively turning more and more red. I was certain the father was going to say something, but the mom put her hand over his when he tried to raise it and point a finger. Thank the lord those kids were busy coloring and not paying any attention.

If one of those couple were a stick-thin guy and his overweight, smelly wildebeest of a wife, then you just saw my electronics specialist Richard Simmons and his wife who works in the cash office at the swamp.

Yes, they are swingers. They've been known to make unwelcome advances toward co-workers. If they've been reported and told to stop doing this, then I don't know about it.

[blas]

Actually, they were all normal height/weight and the best part of all was that they were the Yuppie type of older folk, designer clothes, designer purses et al. Before they get on the subject of the nasty stuff, they had been talking about vacations and summer cabins and their massive boats and RVS.

I try not to judge as hard as I can, but I really didn't expect that kind of talk and behavior from people who appear so distiguished and old enough to know better. I would have just rolled my eyes and made comments had they been white trash people, but this was just surprising.

[Exaspera]

See, the "thrill of getting caught" thing about having sex in public is that the thrill is supposed to come from "Oh my god, if someone saw this we would be sooooo screwed" type of thing, and trying to avoid getting caught. Not from forcing someone else to watch you.

You still shouldn't do it, but there's levels of publicness, and I just can't see the appeal of doing it THAT publically.

Although, when I think about it... It may be right that they were just baiting people to get them to stop. That's the only explanation I can think of.

OR that their love for each other was so much more Speshul than anyone else's, and isn't everyone just jealous as hell when they see the two of us together and what we have that they never will, and they will be so full of envy now.

[lobo94]

There are some strange people out there...regardless of personal leanings...

There is a time and place for everything.

[PepperElf]

i do feel bad for the people who have to work there tho
cos now they have to sanitize the hot tub to remove the speshul liquid gifts the girls left behind.

[ralerin]

I doubt the place got cleaned-Boyfriend is sick as a dog with bacterial pneumonia that he gave to me and my mother. We had to drag him into my doctor's office because he didn't want to go. What the doctor thinks is that he caught a virus on the plane, and bacteria from the water of the pool. So yegh.

[tropicsgoddess]

I just wonder if those two didn't catch anything from doing the deed in a public hot tub...god knows who's been in there and who has some sorta contagious disease or something. I sure as hell wouldn't want a view of anybody doing the deed in a public area, there's rooms for a reason!!!