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  • Would you like a side of pwnage with that?

    Relayed from Hubby.

    Guy in Drive Thru asks for extra cups of creamer. Hubby's CW knows where this is going, but has to hand him the creamer anyway.

    Sure enough, Guy in Drive Thru chucks the cups of creamer at the building. They bounce off the wall and bust open on the hood of his car. Maybe he'll learn not be such a douche next time...(or not)
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    Karma is a bitch, my friends, and she pwns again!
    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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    • #3
      He dare not try that again, dairy? :-)
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        He dare not try that again, dairy? :-)
        Ah, Sheldonrs, you udderly amaze us. Always milking a joke for all its worth.
        You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga

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        • #5
          Quoth Kittish View Post
          Ah, Sheldonrs, you udderly amaze us. Always milking a joke for all its worth.
          Don't have a cow, man!
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            Quoth Kittish View Post
            Ah, Sheldonrs, you udderly amaze us. Always milking a joke for all its worth.
            It ain't easy bein' cheesey.
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              It ain't easy bein' cheesey.
              No whey!
              (food-like cheese substance filler)
              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                No whey!
                (food-like cheese substance filler)
                Just trying to be curd-eous.
                "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                • #9
                  You're just doing this to cheese us all off, huh?

                  What was this guy's point beefore he decided to toss his milkies?!
                  Dull women have immaculate homes.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    It ain't easy bein' cheesey.
                    Proof positive that you're a complete Muenster.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth dendawg View Post
                      Proof positive that you're a complete Muenster.
                      I thought I was just non-kosher.
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        That guy sure showed his dairy-ere.

                        I apologize if that last joke was no gouda.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          Swiss way you taking us?
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Swiss way you taking us?
                            No place. It's a queso mistaken identity.
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                            • #15
                              I've never heard of SCs throwing creamer before, but I agree this guy's brain was like swiss cheese.
                              "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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