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Someone who uses the phrase "reach out to" when they should instead say "call" or "contact."
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So if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?
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I suspect people who talk like this touch themselves often.Comment
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Well, someone has to touch them if nobody else will.Comment
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*lets his fingers do the walking, looks up Kinkoid's number at (CS) RK-452*
*reaches out and touches RK*
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Great. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostSo if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?
Me too! HAHAHAHAHA!Quoth Pagan View PostGreat. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
Incidentally, I have a friend who really likes porn. I have that song set as the ringtone for when he calls!
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that's better than what i have in my headQuoth Pagan View PostGreat. Now I'm walking around singing the Divinyls song!
i have the old "reach out and touch someone" jingle in my mind.
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My #2 daughter paged me... to my pager #.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostSo if these people happen to dial their own number by mistake, does that mean they're reaching out and touching themselves?
I called and asked: "Are you trying to tell me to *beep* myself?"
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ugh...I had a district manager once who LOVED that phrase! He would use it whenever we were calling for help or clarification on something.
"Instead of calling me, REACH OUT TO *insert other GM name here*"
lazy bastard...Now, if you smell the roses but it doesn't lift your spirits, you're either allergic to rose pollen or you need medical intervention. ~ SeshatComment
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The director who had an office behind my cube when I had a job used it four times in a minute and a half. I am sure he did not notice the flurry of typing coming from K's, J's, and my keyboards as we madly started PMing each other things along the line of "that peckerhead said it AGAIN! Holy shit!"
I mean, we liked the guy, but I am sorry, you say it even once around me and I will call you a peckerhead, a shithead, and once I get cranked up, I will call you worse.
Ask my husband. He'll tell you. I've openly mocked him to his face for saying that to me.Comment
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I thought a shithead was a brown-noser with poor depth perception...
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Yeah. What's the difference between and ass kisser and a brown noser? About six inches.Comment
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One of the trainers at my new job used that phrase today.
I started thinking about this thread and had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing!
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