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This story, I believe, is where the term "Giving you shit" was born.
Once upon a time, many years ago in a small, unincorporated rural town in this lovely Bum Egypt part of Wisconsin, there was a Cenex gas station.
There was a gentleman, a local farmer who always did his daily fuel business at this local Cenex store.
On this very unfortunate day, he was overcharged for his purchases.
He was so outraged, it was beyond words. Well, what did he do, you all ask?
This farmer thought of the best way to stick it to Cenex to show just how upset he was at this overcharge.
He went back to the farm, got his MANEUR SPREADER, and drove it to the Cenex...
....where he proceeded to spread maneur ALL around the premises, all around the pumps, all along the median by the road, all around the store itself.
Naturally, the police were called, as was a Hazmat team.
For this farmer's $8 (that's right, 8 farking dollars) overcharge, this guy ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct, ended up having to pay thousands of dollars for the Hazmat team to clean up all the cow poop, not to mention the court fees when he was taken to court because the owner of the Cenex store sued him.
*This story was just told to me this weekend by a friend who grew up in this small town. This whole shit storm happened over 8 freaking dollars*
Once upon a time, many years ago in a small, unincorporated rural town in this lovely Bum Egypt part of Wisconsin, there was a Cenex gas station.
There was a gentleman, a local farmer who always did his daily fuel business at this local Cenex store.
On this very unfortunate day, he was overcharged for his purchases.
He was so outraged, it was beyond words. Well, what did he do, you all ask?
This farmer thought of the best way to stick it to Cenex to show just how upset he was at this overcharge.
He went back to the farm, got his MANEUR SPREADER, and drove it to the Cenex...
....where he proceeded to spread maneur ALL around the premises, all around the pumps, all along the median by the road, all around the store itself.
Naturally, the police were called, as was a Hazmat team.
For this farmer's $8 (that's right, 8 farking dollars) overcharge, this guy ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct, ended up having to pay thousands of dollars for the Hazmat team to clean up all the cow poop, not to mention the court fees when he was taken to court because the owner of the Cenex store sued him.
*This story was just told to me this weekend by a friend who grew up in this small town. This whole shit storm happened over 8 freaking dollars*
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