I was at a petrol station this afternoon when I witnessed this model of intellect. This gentleman wished to return a magazine, because he'd read it and decided he didn't need it. He stode up to the counter, demanded a manager, insisted that she give him his money back because he no longer needed it (because he'd read it already) and waited for her to process the return.Let's count the fails:
1) He tried to return something to a petrol station. I don't know about you, but that in of itself strikes me as a fail. Who tries to return something they got at a petrol station?
2) He'd already read it.
3) He admitted that he'd already read it.
4) He thought the fact that he'd already read it would encourage them to return the magazine, because he'd decided he didn't need it, rather then make bystanders laugh profousely.
The manager summed it up best, with a big, cheerful smile on her face: "So, you've used this item and know want us to return it?"
SC:
ME:
He didn't get his money back.
1) He tried to return something to a petrol station. I don't know about you, but that in of itself strikes me as a fail. Who tries to return something they got at a petrol station?
2) He'd already read it.
3) He admitted that he'd already read it.
4) He thought the fact that he'd already read it would encourage them to return the magazine, because he'd decided he didn't need it, rather then make bystanders laugh profousely.
The manager summed it up best, with a big, cheerful smile on her face: "So, you've used this item and know want us to return it?"
SC:
ME:
He didn't get his money back.
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