Monkey Business... groan

[chainedbarista]

finally, the evolution of the sc is explained as per our lovely bookbint:

Then again, we SC's are 70% identical to a flatworm...

[Ironclad Alibi]

The father had a mullet. Nuff said.

I think the Dad might be right. The apes evolved into intelligent humans, but the monkeys evolved into chavs and trailer trash, as evidenced by the tail becoming a mullet.

[PepperElf]

Proboscis Monkey (I suggest you google-image for a shock).

those are kinda cute.
better looking than the ones with giant red buttocks at least

M: If your Dad says they're monkeys they're fucking monkeys.

i thought the ape was taking a poop. now it's having sex with monkeys too?

but seriously... daddy's ego can't take being wrong? what's his skin made of? rice paper? yeesh.

[Sheldonrs]

I'm 99.7% genetically identical to one!

Ahhh..The Gorilla my dreams.

[tjay]

Introduce her parents to the Librarian.

(Discworld, that is)


They'll be a lot smarter with their heads unscrewed.

Oook?

Because of COURSE chav dad knows better than the signs there... sigh.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Humans, apes and monkeys, the ones on the planet right now, are all equally evolved. OF course, as others have said, humans are apes. But the actual species that exist today are just as evolved as us.