Today I had an appointment at my bank, I was a bit early and was seated in the reception area with a latte macchiato made by the receptionist, who had worked as a barista, result yummy coffee!
Enter other customer aka EW.
EW: I want to talk to Mr. X (Hmmm, that was the guy I had that appointment with...)
R: Do you have an appointment, Mr....?
EW: Yes of course!!!!!111!!!!
R: Let me check Mr. X calendar, please tell me your name.
EW: hmpf... Mr. EW
R: I see, well, your appointment was 2 hours earlier, and I'm afraid he is fully booked today.
EW: WHAT???? Don't you know who I am? I will see him now!!!!!111!1!
R: I'm sorry, Sir, but I'm afraid this is not possible today. If you'll take a seat for a moment, I'll ask Mr. X about this problem.
He walked over to the area were I was sitting, slurping my coffee.
EW: Why is sheeeeeee having a coffee, and you didn't offer me one?
I was about to answer Because I was on time and didn't behave like an arsehole... luckily for him, Mr. X just came to fetch me.
Mr. EW tried to take over, but was shot down.
Mr. X: I'm so sorry, but I'm really busy right now, please make a new appointment sometime next week.
EW: BLARGHRL I'll never come back to this bank, don't you know who I am????
This was the point where I had to , the mating call of all SCs and EWs!
Me: Wanna bet? He'll be back next week?
Mr. X: *deadpan* I don't do bets when I know I'm gonna lose!
After the appointment, I offered to the receptionist to act as a witness, if Mr. EW would complain about her, just in case...
Enter other customer aka EW.
EW: I want to talk to Mr. X (Hmmm, that was the guy I had that appointment with...)
R: Do you have an appointment, Mr....?
EW: Yes of course!!!!!111!!!!
R: Let me check Mr. X calendar, please tell me your name.
EW: hmpf... Mr. EW
R: I see, well, your appointment was 2 hours earlier, and I'm afraid he is fully booked today.
EW: WHAT???? Don't you know who I am? I will see him now!!!!!111!1!
R: I'm sorry, Sir, but I'm afraid this is not possible today. If you'll take a seat for a moment, I'll ask Mr. X about this problem.
He walked over to the area were I was sitting, slurping my coffee.
EW: Why is sheeeeeee having a coffee, and you didn't offer me one?
I was about to answer Because I was on time and didn't behave like an arsehole... luckily for him, Mr. X just came to fetch me.
Mr. EW tried to take over, but was shot down.
Mr. X: I'm so sorry, but I'm really busy right now, please make a new appointment sometime next week.
EW: BLARGHRL I'll never come back to this bank, don't you know who I am????
This was the point where I had to , the mating call of all SCs and EWs!
Me: Wanna bet? He'll be back next week?
Mr. X: *deadpan* I don't do bets when I know I'm gonna lose!
After the appointment, I offered to the receptionist to act as a witness, if Mr. EW would complain about her, just in case...
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