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Just, ugh.
There was just so much sucky, I don't think even a vaccum cleaner could suck this much.
Uh, how bout HELL NO!
Walking to the car with my bf and our roommate/friend from shopping around at lovely Harbor Freight (great store btw!). We are approached by what can only be described as a wanna-be-gangsta in training. The kid looked no older than 12 or 13 and the little shit has the balls to ask us for cigarettes! ARE YOU CRAZY?! There is no way in hell that I would give anyone under the age of 18 a cigarette! Round here, you go to jail for that. No fines, just jail. Fuck that, go buy your own cig......oh wait! You can't! Cause you're fucking 13! Jeez, what has this world come to?! Of course we told him no and drove away, quickly.
Excuse me?!
A few weeks ago, me and bf had a "scare". Our protection broke one night and my bf was freaking out until I finally went to get a pregnancy test so he would stop worrying. So I make a trip to the store and am waiting in line when a woman walking past me literally stopped in her tracks; skid marks on the floor, smoke rolling off her feet (lol). She whips around and picks my product up off the belt and just glares at me.
Me= a little confused
Her= a little scary
Me: Excuse me ma'am, but could you please put my test back on the belt?
Her: I don't have to do anything, you little whore.
Me:
Excuse me?!
Her: You heard me! You're a whore and deserve to be shot! You fucking dumbass college students think you can just go and have sex and there wouldn't be consequences? Well guess what? You do the crime, you deserve the consequences!
Me: *past the point of politeness, right to HULK SMASH!* First of all MA'AM, anything that I do or do not do is none of your business. Second of all, you need to learn some fucking manners. You don't just go around telling people they should be shot, no matter who the fuck you are or what the fuck they did, that is rude, not to mention slightly sadistic. If said consequences do arise, me and bf will approach together and get through whatever we decide. It is not up to you. Now if you do not want the police here for harrassment, I suggest you set my test BACK down on the belt. NOW!
Her: Fuck you you fucking whore!
She then turns to run, only to run smack dab into an officer who happened to be on his way to work. Saw and heard the whole thing. Handcuffed her and led her out of the store. Didn't press charges, but should've. (Afterwards, found out I wasn't, bf is very joyful.)
The Zombies Are Attacking!
So, this week we have a massive game of Humans vs. Zombies on campus. For those of you unfamiliar with this increasingly popular game, I will explain. There is a website where you register your name and the such. The school or whoever is sponsoring it will then give you ID cards, with a number on the back. You start out as a human, with the ability to use Nerf guns, foam melee weapons, and "stunners" (essentially a balled up sock) to "stun" the zombies. At the beginning of the game, there is only one zombie, named the original. He or she is unknown to the other players (even registered as "original" on the site) and for the first part of the week, is the only zombie who can disguise him/herself as a human. When you are "bitten" by a zombie, you switch your arm band to your head and you can go out and "infect" others. Humans can "shoot" the zombies, leaving the undead "stunned" for an hour (not allowed to bite anyone during this time). Classrooms are off limits and certain lobbies are labeled as "infection free" where zombies and humans can sit and relax or do homework and such together. Also, humans are given "missions" throughout the week they have to complete to "survive" the week. When bitten, a human must get on the website, type in their number is labeled as part of the horde for rest of the game. I'm not completely sure if there's a prize for the last human standing, but I'll find out later this week.
Apparently, some of the older students who attend our school and the school that shares our campus are complaining to Student Activites, stating that because students are carrying guns, we're more vulnerable to an attack. Ok, for one the guns are NERF guns, which usually means there are bright yellow, blue, or clear, with bright orange darts and look nothing like real guns. Two, our security guards aren't just the normal rent-a-cop type of security, they are fully trained police officers, with special training for protecting campuses. I'm pretty sure they can tell the difference between a Nerf gun and real one. THEY ARE TRAINED TO!!! SA has been planning to sponsor another game next quarter since many people who wanted to play didn't/couldn't sign up. But, because of these complaints, they have to get permission from main campus, which will take much longer than a few weeks. Grrrr to you complainers! You will be the first on my bite list when/if I turn to the horde!
A few letters.....
Dear (seemingly) deaf mother,
do you not hear you child only 2 aisles down screaming his head off because he dropped a heavy object on his foot? I witnessed this, it was heavy and metal. If it had hit his head, he would have been out. What do you do? Stand there, talking to your friends, screaming at him to "shut the hell up" every so often. Great parenting there. I see him drowning in the near future due to your parenting. Have fun living with that, after you realize he isn't "just doing it for attention" of course.
Dear rep at power company,
Do not be snippy to my roommate when he is distraught over you turning our power off without warning. For being extremely pissed off, he is being very polite with you. Attitude is not needed, nor wanted. Our power being shut off is in fact your fault because due to your computer crashing in middle of switching the names over on the account, you lost our information and did not call us back like you said you would. Instead, you scared about 7 college kids (one 5 months pregnant!) to death because you then said that it would not be turned back on for almost 5 days and told us to (and I quote verbatium) "to deal with it, it's not my problem you're too stupid for not calling yesterday." WE DID CALL YESTERDAY! We were told not to worry, it would not be turned off and you go and turn it off and call us stupid. Thanks douche. You will be hearing from your boss sometime soon about a complaint. Enjoy, seeing as it's not my problem if you get fired.
Need much drinkage. Much!
Uh, how bout HELL NO!
Walking to the car with my bf and our roommate/friend from shopping around at lovely Harbor Freight (great store btw!). We are approached by what can only be described as a wanna-be-gangsta in training. The kid looked no older than 12 or 13 and the little shit has the balls to ask us for cigarettes! ARE YOU CRAZY?! There is no way in hell that I would give anyone under the age of 18 a cigarette! Round here, you go to jail for that. No fines, just jail. Fuck that, go buy your own cig......oh wait! You can't! Cause you're fucking 13! Jeez, what has this world come to?! Of course we told him no and drove away, quickly.
Excuse me?!
A few weeks ago, me and bf had a "scare". Our protection broke one night and my bf was freaking out until I finally went to get a pregnancy test so he would stop worrying. So I make a trip to the store and am waiting in line when a woman walking past me literally stopped in her tracks; skid marks on the floor, smoke rolling off her feet (lol). She whips around and picks my product up off the belt and just glares at me.
Me= a little confused
Her= a little scary
Me: Excuse me ma'am, but could you please put my test back on the belt?
Her: I don't have to do anything, you little whore.
Me:
Excuse me?!Her: You heard me! You're a whore and deserve to be shot! You fucking dumbass college students think you can just go and have sex and there wouldn't be consequences? Well guess what? You do the crime, you deserve the consequences!
Me: *past the point of politeness, right to HULK SMASH!* First of all MA'AM, anything that I do or do not do is none of your business. Second of all, you need to learn some fucking manners. You don't just go around telling people they should be shot, no matter who the fuck you are or what the fuck they did, that is rude, not to mention slightly sadistic. If said consequences do arise, me and bf will approach together and get through whatever we decide. It is not up to you. Now if you do not want the police here for harrassment, I suggest you set my test BACK down on the belt. NOW!
Her: Fuck you you fucking whore!
She then turns to run, only to run smack dab into an officer who happened to be on his way to work. Saw and heard the whole thing. Handcuffed her and led her out of the store. Didn't press charges, but should've. (Afterwards, found out I wasn't, bf is very joyful.)
The Zombies Are Attacking!
So, this week we have a massive game of Humans vs. Zombies on campus. For those of you unfamiliar with this increasingly popular game, I will explain. There is a website where you register your name and the such. The school or whoever is sponsoring it will then give you ID cards, with a number on the back. You start out as a human, with the ability to use Nerf guns, foam melee weapons, and "stunners" (essentially a balled up sock) to "stun" the zombies. At the beginning of the game, there is only one zombie, named the original. He or she is unknown to the other players (even registered as "original" on the site) and for the first part of the week, is the only zombie who can disguise him/herself as a human. When you are "bitten" by a zombie, you switch your arm band to your head and you can go out and "infect" others. Humans can "shoot" the zombies, leaving the undead "stunned" for an hour (not allowed to bite anyone during this time). Classrooms are off limits and certain lobbies are labeled as "infection free" where zombies and humans can sit and relax or do homework and such together. Also, humans are given "missions" throughout the week they have to complete to "survive" the week. When bitten, a human must get on the website, type in their number is labeled as part of the horde for rest of the game. I'm not completely sure if there's a prize for the last human standing, but I'll find out later this week.
Apparently, some of the older students who attend our school and the school that shares our campus are complaining to Student Activites, stating that because students are carrying guns, we're more vulnerable to an attack. Ok, for one the guns are NERF guns, which usually means there are bright yellow, blue, or clear, with bright orange darts and look nothing like real guns. Two, our security guards aren't just the normal rent-a-cop type of security, they are fully trained police officers, with special training for protecting campuses. I'm pretty sure they can tell the difference between a Nerf gun and real one. THEY ARE TRAINED TO!!! SA has been planning to sponsor another game next quarter since many people who wanted to play didn't/couldn't sign up. But, because of these complaints, they have to get permission from main campus, which will take much longer than a few weeks. Grrrr to you complainers! You will be the first on my bite list when/if I turn to the horde!
A few letters.....
Dear (seemingly) deaf mother,
do you not hear you child only 2 aisles down screaming his head off because he dropped a heavy object on his foot? I witnessed this, it was heavy and metal. If it had hit his head, he would have been out. What do you do? Stand there, talking to your friends, screaming at him to "shut the hell up" every so often. Great parenting there. I see him drowning in the near future due to your parenting. Have fun living with that, after you realize he isn't "just doing it for attention" of course.
Dear rep at power company,
Do not be snippy to my roommate when he is distraught over you turning our power off without warning. For being extremely pissed off, he is being very polite with you. Attitude is not needed, nor wanted. Our power being shut off is in fact your fault because due to your computer crashing in middle of switching the names over on the account, you lost our information and did not call us back like you said you would. Instead, you scared about 7 college kids (one 5 months pregnant!) to death because you then said that it would not be turned back on for almost 5 days and told us to (and I quote verbatium) "to deal with it, it's not my problem you're too stupid for not calling yesterday." WE DID CALL YESTERDAY! We were told not to worry, it would not be turned off and you go and turn it off and call us stupid. Thanks douche. You will be hearing from your boss sometime soon about a complaint. Enjoy, seeing as it's not my problem if you get fired.
Need much drinkage. Much!
Sooo much suckage! All I can say is: I hope the old biddy learnt her lesson, even though I doubt it made any sort of impression.
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