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    BG: My kid sis L works as a cocktail server at this <Native American Tribe Name> Casino.

    While she was on duty, this dumbass and his crew spot her and the dumbass beckons her to him. He tries asking her for her phone number and she declined and tells him that she has to get back to work. Dumbass keeps asking for her number and tells her "Don't worry, I gotchu, I'm a <Native American Tribe> you work for me , I'm a baller". Instant turn off. So kid sis goes "Oh really? then gimme fifty bucks (just to be a smart ass)". Dumbass does indeed give her the fifty, but still keeps asking for her number even after she tells him no and keeps tossing the <Native American Tribe> and baller card. Lil sis had her tip cup with her and her phone and dumbass tries to be slick by grabbing her phone to put in his number! Unfortunately for dumbass, kid sis has a code on the phone (the MyTouch) that you have to put in to access it. She kept telling him to give it back but he wouldn't so she gets him to follow her to the bar and she spots her boss there. She points out her boss to dumbass and the boss tells dumbass to leave and before he does she grabs her phone back from him. Lil sis finds out from her bff S's bf who works security that dumbass and his crew always get kicked out of the casino every week. Lil sis: 1 Dumbass: 0. BTW: Lil sis got to keep the $50 she got from that dumbass.



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    This was in South America (where my family is originally from) during my mom's younger days (we're talking the 1970's here). This idiot was trying to get my mom's number. My mom told him no but he kept asking. So just to get him off her back , she gives him a fake phone number and address, the idiot was happy and even went to his boys to brag about it and had them accompany him to meet her. Unfortunately for the idiot, he got a big ol' serving of humiliation when he knocked on the door and was greeted by an old lady!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    "Maybe this will make her like me."

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    • #3
      Heh...I had a trucker on our yard that was trying to get some information on the load he was supposed to pick up. Normally I'd call the mill and find out whether it was one we were supposed to bring to the yard or whether it was one he had to go get himself (weird policy; we can't touch each others' loads even though they come from the same place), but the phone is messed up at the office I'd have to call. Only way I could help him was to ask when I went down there on my next trip and give him the info when I came back (about an hour and a half trip total). I asked him if he wanted me to wake him up, but he suggested I call him, on my own personal phone.

      Um, no. I'm weird about calling strangers on my phone. I did not want this guy to have my number; he gave me the creep vibe, big time. I wasn't wearing my wedding ring (hands shrink in the cold, stuck it in pocket so I wouldn't lose it) so I didn't know if he assumed I was single and he seemed the type to store my number in his phone after I would have called him. He seemed a bit offended that I wouldn't call him, even though he said he was going to bed and didn't want me knocking to disturb him. I told him I'd stick a note to his window with the load information, and he said that was acceptable.

      I hate creepy guys.

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      • #4
        kicked out weekly?
        no ban yet?

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        • #5
          Quoth PepperElf View Post
          kicked out weekly?
          no ban yet?
          My guess is that he just an annoying shit and has to be told to leave, but I guess for whatever reason it's not enough to warrant a ban from the casino.
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
            My guess is that he just an annoying shit and has to be told to leave, but I guess for whatever reason it's not enough to warrant a ban from the casino.
            With having enough money to throw $50 at a girl while trying to get her number, I suspect he and his "posse" are quite lucrative, even if they are annoying.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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