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I heard this one on the radio this morning, too (see my post from a little while ago, “Is this the ultimate SC?”; same segment). The following is my paraphrasing of the story I heard.
A gentleman decided to hire an *ahem* “escort” for about $260, and he meets her at the fine lodgings he has secured for the hour. She, like any smart lady of the evening in this day and age, has brought along the proper protective gear for their planned activities. He says No, I don’t use those things (apparently he likes to live dangerously; perhaps he’s one of those adrenaline junkies). She says, No Helmet, No Ride.
So they argue a bit, he still refuses, so she walks out. He runs out after her and grabs her by the arm. She turns and decks him 
. Then her friend, who was waiting in the hall for her (always use the buddy system!) comes up and hits him with her shoe (I hope it was a spike heel). He ends up tumbling down the stairs while they beat the crap out of him.
Evidently not seriously injured, he then goes back to the room, takes the money back that he had left on the dresser, and leaves. And goes to the police, where he complains that he did not receive the services that he paid for (wouldn’t the Better Business Bureau be a more appropriate place to report her? Or maybe Planet Feedback?) The police, always on the lookout for those who give good business a bad name, promptly lock him up for soliciting.
Now, I don't understand why he needed to go to the police because he didn't get what he paid for. He got his refund!
A gentleman decided to hire an *ahem* “escort” for about $260, and he meets her at the fine lodgings he has secured for the hour. She, like any smart lady of the evening in this day and age, has brought along the proper protective gear for their planned activities. He says No, I don’t use those things (apparently he likes to live dangerously; perhaps he’s one of those adrenaline junkies). She says, No Helmet, No Ride.
So they argue a bit, he still refuses, so she walks out. He runs out after her and grabs her by the arm. She turns and decks him . Then her friend, who was waiting in the hall for her (always use the buddy system!) comes up and hits him with her shoe (I hope it was a spike heel). He ends up tumbling down the stairs while they beat the crap out of him. Evidently not seriously injured, he then goes back to the room, takes the money back that he had left on the dresser, and leaves. And goes to the police, where he complains that he did not receive the services that he paid for (wouldn’t the Better Business Bureau be a more appropriate place to report her? Or maybe Planet Feedback?) The police, always on the lookout for those who give good business a bad name, promptly lock him up for soliciting.Now, I don't understand why he needed to go to the police because he didn't get what he paid for. He got his refund!
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