My Dad. The SC buster :D (LOOOOONG)

[GreySergal]

Now...

Well, I was going to write something about might have a wee bit of an attitude here, but...

Eh, f*ck it, your dad sounds awesome.

Also, poking the chest? That earns a twisted arm.

Slapping the face? That earns a broken nose.

I mean, seriously, don't poke someone without permission! Or, unless they actually like to be poked, but that's something else.

Yeah.

Cool dad.

[mharbourgirl]

mharbor - I'll take it into consideration.... What are yall's qualifications for this position of sibling?

I'm already the oldest of 5, and coincidentally the shortest. I abuse my seniority shamelessly, and I'm quite capable of herding cats.

I can cook, too, and I know the mystical secret of the bacon explosion. I just say that because I like to cook and I'm likely to start bossing the kitchen. I do that.

[Squeaksmyalias]

mharbor - I'll take it into consideration.... What are yall's qualifications for this position of sibling?

I make a good little sister, I like to play games, and use Nerf guns and swords and I have a computer full of air show pictures and a flight simulator. I also pretty good at running around saying "I'm going to tell on yooooouuuuu!!!!!"
I've been told I make a funny sound when I get poked in the side...It's considered part of my qualifications by my best friend/ adopted big bro.
Also like mharbourgirl I am rather good at herding cats.

[ApolloSZ]

So Mharbour, based on the involvement of the words "Bacon" and "explosion" - Application Accepted :P

Squeaks - Nerf, A-10s, Airshows - Application accepted :P

[Squeaksmyalias]

Squeaks - Nerf, A-10s, Airshows - Application accepted :P

Whoo! I win!

[dalesys]

Now comes the delicate part:

Explaining to mom that dad has all these children she didn't know about...

[Squeaksmyalias]

Now comes the delicate part:

Explaining to mom that dad has all these children she didn't know about...

It's a lot easier once you mention, they can support themselves.

[superhotelworker]

SNC - "Whats your name?!"
D - "Donald" - NB - Not dads name, but exactly what Dad said.
SNC - "Whats your last name?!"
D - "Duck."
SNC - Cue rage filled rant.

*snickered*
By the way, which direction NZ are ya in? My BF lives there and I's semi curious LOL
Your dad, rocks

[ApolloSZ]

SHW Check your PM

[superhotelworker]

Got it
Still say your dad is awesome

[mharbourgirl]

So Mharbour, based on the involvement of the words "Bacon" and "explosion" - Application Accepted :P

Squeaks - Nerf, A-10s, Airshows - Application accepted :P

Woo! I gots female siblings now!

That's really nice since I grew up with brothers. Tell your dad I'll send him a Father's Day card or a beer or something.

[ApolloSZ]

... I am a guy, you realise?

[Squeaksmyalias]

... I am a guy, you realise?

*points to ApolloSZ* Boy

*points to self* Girl. Don't worry you have at least one girl sibling.
Even better I actually have siblings now! Yay It only took me 25 years.

[mharbourgirl]

*points to ApolloSZ* Boy

*points to self* Girl. Don't worry you have at least one girl sibling.
Even better I actually have siblings now! Yay It only took me 25 years.

I wasn't talking about ApolloSZ. Was talking about Squeaks. Brothers aren't really a novelty for me.

Bossing brothers, that's my specialty.

[Squeaksmyalias]

I wasn't talking about ApolloSZ. Was talking about Squeaks. Brothers aren't really a novelty for me.

Bossing brothers, that's my specialty.

Yay I'm special cause I'm a girl! WHoo! *dances*
I have no siblings, this is very exciting. Suddenly people are adopting me.