Premature SC (Record Breaking!)

[LillFilly]

A friend who owns a store in my mall is opening another in a mall in another town. He told me this encounter today:

He was setting-up the store with help from friends. They were testing equipment, eating lunch, etc. It is OBVIOUS this store isn't open yet...or not...

They had the front gate half-open for deliveries, and in walks this teenager who just ducked under the gate, walked past them all, and into the restroom in the back (which BTW said "for Customers only" My Owner friend didn't see the guy come in, but was told by the friends helping him and was waiting outside the restroom when the guy came out. He asked him "Hey buddy, didn't you see we're not even open yet?" The guy's reply?

A snotty "What do you want me to do, take it back!?"

No sorry I didn't notice, no I really had to go, just...that.

And he walked out.

Wow. That's gotta be a record.

[dalesys]

...A snotty "What do you want me to do, take it back!?"

We can arrange that. Which end would you like it in?

[Chrismor]

We can arrange that. Which end would you like it in?

Evil, evil, evil. I love it.

*gets hose and snaps on surgical gloves*

C.

[dendawg]

"What do you want me to do....[snip]"

Ah, yes, the LeBron James defense. Wonder if he made friends with Cthulu also?

[bainsidhe]

Tell him it's ten dollars per use, so pay up!

[chainedbarista]

A snotty "What do you want me to do, take it back!?"

yes, get your ass in there and package it up.

OR

yes, take it back the hard way.