Dubbleya-Tee-Eff

[LingualMonkey]

Any time I see pictures of people dressed insanely or hear stories of the outfits people claim to have seen, I'm a little skeptical. No longer.

Today, I walked into a nearby branch of the library, a few blocks from where I work. I stopped by the restroom. Inside the restroom, there was a man. I have no idea what pants he was wearing.

This is because my attention was taken by his "shirt" and his "shoes."

Shirt: a black plastic garbage bag with head and arm holes, styled with tape into a sort of broad shouldered tunic.

Shoes: Knit pink ankle booties.

I almost couldn't pee.

[Mr Hero]

You doubted some of GK's fashion fail segments from the Skytrain?

[LingualMonkey]

"Doubted" may be too strong a word. Internet anonymity can lead to exaggeration. But this one scarred me.

[chainedbarista]

no pants? the shirt and shoes are telling somehow...i'm expecting that the 'shirt' was extra long, causing the wearer to consider pants an optional wear.

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

Plastic bag. And knit pink boots.
I know you can't unsee, but can I un-picture?

[Hanzoku]

Well no, I believe the gist was that there were pants... they just didn't register. So they might have been normal.

[wagegoth]

Great site, but often NSFW: http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/

And the classic, also often NSFW: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

And here it is, on a runway somewhere: http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/20...hefty-or-glad/

[MoonCat]

Perhaps he didn't have any pants yet. He was planning on calling GK in the middle of the night to order some. In pink camo to go with the booties.