Questionable Timing: a Nice Fail/Win Combo

[HawaiianShirts]

Retold to me and a few others from co-worker Sheri.

(On the phone with a female customer.)
Sheri: So, to take care of this problem, you'll need to take some paperwork to your caseworker.
Caller: Like what?
Sheri: Like a bank statement, utility bills, your...
Male Voice in Background: Hey! You wanna have sex now or later?
Caller: (to Background) Shut up! (to Sheri) Sorry. You were saying?
Sheri: It's okay. You should also bring some photo ID and your most recent...
Male Voice in Background: Hey! Are we gonna have sex this morning or not?
Caller: (to Background) I'm on the phone!
Male Voice in Background: This ain't gonna itself!
Caller: (to Background) It'll have to if you don't shut up!
Background: (Door slams)
Caller: Sorry.
Sheri: (laughs) Don't be! He deserved that. Now, your caseworker might also want...

And the call continued normally from there.

Yeah, I ed.

[zombiequeen]

That's great. I believe I was taught not to talk when someone's on the phone...

[MoonCat]

Reminds me of a t-shirt I saw a guy wearing. It read "It's not going to suck itself."

Yeah, that's guaranteed to get the girls. Guys. Whatever he was after. Real suave.

[Chromatix]

Comeback to the T-shirt: "Some guys are flexible enough to do that. They get the girls."