To the house on the corner of 17th and Knox...
I thought we were doing so good this year. I haven't seen the tell-tale signs of sprinkler-spray on your trees for several weeks, and I though finally, you've shut down your irrigation for the season. Alas, this morning, as I tried to take a 90-degree turn at the intersection, it soon became a 120-degree turn. Why? Because you overwater your lawn, the run-off of which ends in the street, which freezes and turns to ice! Ice + intersection = bad!
You don't need to run sprinklers this time of year. We live in the land of rain! Hell, we just had a bunch of record breaking rain that flooded some of the regional rivers!!! Why the f*** do you need to add more water to your lawn? How is your grass not completely drowned yet? All you are doing is creating a hazard at that intersection and driving up the rates of your neighbors. [We do not meter households in this city. It is a flat rate for water. In a couple years it will be mandatory to have water meters, but currently it is on a volunteer-basis to have a meter installed.]
May your pipes freeze and burst and flood your basement. I'll be laughing, even if it creates an even bigger mess on the street there, because you'd totally deserve it.
[Sadly, this is not the only house I've seen still running their sprinklers this time of year, though it is the only one where water ends up on the street and freezes. WTF people! Why? WHY?!?!?!?! GAH!!!]
I thought we were doing so good this year. I haven't seen the tell-tale signs of sprinkler-spray on your trees for several weeks, and I though finally, you've shut down your irrigation for the season. Alas, this morning, as I tried to take a 90-degree turn at the intersection, it soon became a 120-degree turn. Why? Because you overwater your lawn, the run-off of which ends in the street, which freezes and turns to ice! Ice + intersection = bad!
You don't need to run sprinklers this time of year. We live in the land of rain! Hell, we just had a bunch of record breaking rain that flooded some of the regional rivers!!! Why the f*** do you need to add more water to your lawn? How is your grass not completely drowned yet? All you are doing is creating a hazard at that intersection and driving up the rates of your neighbors. [We do not meter households in this city. It is a flat rate for water. In a couple years it will be mandatory to have water meters, but currently it is on a volunteer-basis to have a meter installed.]
May your pipes freeze and burst and flood your basement. I'll be laughing, even if it creates an even bigger mess on the street there, because you'd totally deserve it.
[Sadly, this is not the only house I've seen still running their sprinklers this time of year, though it is the only one where water ends up on the street and freezes. WTF people! Why? WHY?!?!?!?! GAH!!!]
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