Dinner and a show at the Chinese buffet

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So today I met some friends for Chinese food at this all-you-can-eat buffet downtown. The food is groin-grabbingly good.

We went and got our food and sat down in a booth. A few minutes later, in comes this obnoxious guy and two younger people, who could've been his kids, or maybe one was his kid and the other was a boyfriend or girlfriend.

They announced their presence often and loudly. No sooner had they sat down (in the booth right ahead of us, great), the obnoxious guy went "WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! IS THAT GOOD FOR A DOG?" Yeah, real good. Please stop now.

After their drinks arrived, Obnoxious guy goes "PEPSI!? PEPSI? DID YOU GET A PEPSI?" loud enough for everybody in the restaurant to hear. Yes, she did get a Pepsi. Hush now.

Then, perhpas most amusing, obnoxious guy announced "THIS IS GOOD DRUNK FOOD! I NEED SOMETHING TO SOAK UP THE ALKYHOL!" Mind you, this was at about 3 in the afternoon.

So, instead of engaging in quiet conversation with my friend over dinner, I had to listen to Drunk Obnoxious Guy bellowing about everything and nothing at once.

[Cedophile]

Man, I hate loud people.

Just today in the cafeteria, I saw a guy like this. He's using every lung-related faculty to blast his voice across the room. I couldn't even understand what he was saying (right, you're in college, far be it from me to expect proper English).

Tip to loud guy: I understand you're happy and energetic, but I've got my own conversations. SHUT UP

[NightAngel]

"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! IS THAT GOOD FOR A DOG?"

...I had to listen to Drunk Obnoxious Guy bellowing about everything and nothing at once.

Drunk Obnoxious Guy=D.O.G.
Apparently it was good for a dog, eh?

[Gawdzillers]

Drunk Obnoxious Guy=D.O.G.
Apparently it was good for a dog, eh?

HOLY CRAP.
You've solved the Da Vinci Code.