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This is an old story, passed on by my mother, to me, and I will now pass it on to you. I was reminded of this when reading one of the sucky customer stories regarding PDA.
BG:: Mom and Dad used to work at an office building that I will not name, but it did involve testing electrical equipment. The offices themselves were the typical drab cubicles, and down on the first floor there were some lab rooms where they got to test out products and check how safe they were, but outside, the place looked like a park. I guess to counteract the drabness of the inside, the groundskeeper decided to go all out on the outside of the building. There were a few benches, a trail leading around, trees planted everywhere, pretty flowers planted around the building, just beautiful. Occasionally, even though it was private property and there was a fence around it, people would wander in and walk their dogs or just walk around. Typically, security wouldn't act on it as long as they made no mess. This it the most memorable story my mom told me about the "park"
The Couple
I know walks in the park can be romantic and whatnot, but I have never seen the appeal in engaging in "couple's activities" outside. This story took place in broad daylight, right in plain view of the windows near where my mom slaved away in her cubicle. Essentially, a couple had been walking through the "park" and had been inspired to engage in such activities. ((My mom tells this story best, I'll try my best to tell it just as funny as she does))
While they began to engage in such activities, one of my mother's coworkers noticed. He began to gather up various coworkers, my mother included, and they opened the windows. The couple was making out on a bench and getting pretty heated, so I guess they didn't notice the really large crowd of office workers right above them. My mom's coworker kept everyone silent and began a countdown starting at five.
5-The couple was still making out with their clothes on.
4-Now articles were being discarded.
3-The lady's shirt was pulled over her head and thrown to the ground.
2-Now she had no skirt
1-The guy was starting to lose his clothes.
At the count of zero everyone, my mother included, began cheering for the couple like they were the home team at a football game. Mom typically embelishes on the whole ordeal, but imagine you're getting intimate with your significant other, you think you're alone, and then fifty people standing on the second floor of the large, gray building you didn't notice are yelling and cheering at you. Needless to say, the couple quickly gathered their clothes and ran off, leaving my mom and her coworkers to laugh at how quickly the two had gotten dressed once they knew they'd been discovered.
BG:: Mom and Dad used to work at an office building that I will not name, but it did involve testing electrical equipment. The offices themselves were the typical drab cubicles, and down on the first floor there were some lab rooms where they got to test out products and check how safe they were, but outside, the place looked like a park. I guess to counteract the drabness of the inside, the groundskeeper decided to go all out on the outside of the building. There were a few benches, a trail leading around, trees planted everywhere, pretty flowers planted around the building, just beautiful. Occasionally, even though it was private property and there was a fence around it, people would wander in and walk their dogs or just walk around. Typically, security wouldn't act on it as long as they made no mess. This it the most memorable story my mom told me about the "park"
The Couple
I know walks in the park can be romantic and whatnot, but I have never seen the appeal in engaging in "couple's activities" outside. This story took place in broad daylight, right in plain view of the windows near where my mom slaved away in her cubicle. Essentially, a couple had been walking through the "park" and had been inspired to engage in such activities. ((My mom tells this story best, I'll try my best to tell it just as funny as she does))
While they began to engage in such activities, one of my mother's coworkers noticed. He began to gather up various coworkers, my mother included, and they opened the windows. The couple was making out on a bench and getting pretty heated, so I guess they didn't notice the really large crowd of office workers right above them. My mom's coworker kept everyone silent and began a countdown starting at five.
5-The couple was still making out with their clothes on.
4-Now articles were being discarded.
3-The lady's shirt was pulled over her head and thrown to the ground.
2-Now she had no skirt
1-The guy was starting to lose his clothes.
At the count of zero everyone, my mother included, began cheering for the couple like they were the home team at a football game. Mom typically embelishes on the whole ordeal, but imagine you're getting intimate with your significant other, you think you're alone, and then fifty people standing on the second floor of the large, gray building you didn't notice are yelling and cheering at you. Needless to say, the couple quickly gathered their clothes and ran off, leaving my mom and her coworkers to laugh at how quickly the two had gotten dressed once they knew they'd been discovered.
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