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  • They found me at home...

    *sigh* Today was my major grocery shopping day for the week. Got a few stories from it today. Most were just minor things, though, except for what happened right at home.

    Did nothing to deserve those ugly looks...

    The first store we went to was mostly uneventful except for the fact that almost everyone there seemed to resent our very presence. Yes, we have a cart we're trying to navigate through the store. So do you, people. Our cart isn't any more in the way than yours. In fact, less so considering we're just passing through and grabbing what we need while you turn your cart sideways and block most of the aisle.

    On the way home on the train, we were nearby another couple and the husband/boyfriend/whoever he was couldn't stop sneezing. He covered his mouth and everything, but eventually I said, "Bless you!" They laughed and thanked me and explained something was setting off his allergies. I came back with, "Ah! We understand allergies!" To which the woman shot me back the most ugly look like "How dare you still be talking" type of look. Whatever, woman!

    Cutie pie

    Why is it I get hit on the most when I'm the most frumpy? Coming out of the train station, my husband got a little bit ahead of me, so I guess we didn't look like we were together. I had someone call out "HEY CUTIE PIE!" Keep walking....

    Not here!

    I live in a high rise, so there's a lobby area on the ground floor. On my way out to go to another store after dropping off my purchases from the last place, I was appalled to see a table set up with a sales person pitching Clear internet to the tenants coming and going.

    Um, really? REALLY??? I live here! I don't want a sales pitch in my own HOME! Yes, it wasn't in my apartment, but this is the building I live in that I've generally felt pretty comfortable in, including the common areas. What's next? The fitness room?? Honestly, that made me mad. I'm glad we gave our move out notice already, or we'd be checking to see how soon we could leave.

    Groceries go here

    I don't expect a ton of class at this particular store. Prices are really, really cheap and that's why I go there. People get vicious about the deals, though, and are likely to snatch a mango from under your hand that you were reaching for. (Had it happen once, too.) Usually, though, they at least understand the drill at the checkout. You put groceries on the belt, the insanely fast cashier rings them up, and you pay. If someone is ahead of you, you use a little divider and put your groceries behind so you'll be ready for the warp speed cashier. Not today. The lady two customers ahead of me apparently didn't want her groceries sharing the same belt with anyone else's. The guy before her had paid and left when she first reached into her cart, grabbed a box, and then paused to read the instructions on her pancake mix. *sigh*


    Gonna stay home now.
    The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

  • #2
    The guy before her had paid and left when she first reached into her cart, grabbed a box, and then paused to read the instructions on her pancake mix
    Bad timing! Did the cashier ask her to start putting her stuff on the belt?
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Quoth incognitocook View Post

      I don't expect a ton of class at this particular store. Prices are really, really cheap and that's why I go there. People get vicious about the deals, though, and are likely to snatch a mango from under your hand that you were reaching for. (Had it happen once, too.) Usually, though, they at least understand the drill at the checkout. You put groceries on the belt, the insanely fast cashier rings them up, and you pay. If someone is ahead of you, you use a little divider and put your groceries behind so you'll be ready for the warp speed cashier. Not today. The lady two customers ahead of me apparently didn't want her groceries sharing the same belt with anyone else's. The guy before her had paid and left when she first reached into her cart, grabbed a box, and then paused to read the instructions on her pancake mix. *sigh*
      I see these people at my regular grocery store more often than I can count!!!
      The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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      • #4
        Re: The sales pitch people in your lobby. Are you sure they had the owner's permission to be there? Just because people around here sell pirated DVDs in front of the dollar store doesn't mean they're supposed to.
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          Quoth incognitocook View Post
          Why is it I get hit on the most when I'm the most frumpy? Coming out of the train station, my husband got a little bit ahead of me, so I guess we didn't look like we were together. I had someone call out "HEY CUTIE PIE!" Keep walking....
          Oh god, this. Dude, look, I've got a hangover, my hair is in a ponytail because I did not feel like washing it before AND after going to the gym. Speaking of, I'm wearing baggy workout pants and a shapeless tshirt and I'm buying gatorade and Tums. I look like hell, feel worse, and you're trying to get my number while we're standing in line at the checkout? Dude, piss OFF. Besides, I'm very much married and you don't hold a candle to the Hubster, so throw your hook in some other pond, thanks.

          When I'm dressed nicely and my hair is cooperating, nobody tries to chat me up. According to some male friends of mine, I'm a little intimidating when I've got shades on. How can a 5'2" woman who's built more like a wrestler than a diva be intimidating? It's too weird.
          What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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          • #6
            Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
            When I'm dressed nicely and my hair is cooperating, nobody tries to chat me up. According to some male friends of mine, I'm a little intimidating when I've got shades on. How can a 5'2" woman who's built more like a wrestler than a diva be intimidating? It's too weird.
            probably becasue if you are built more like a wrestler than a diva, you would be inherently more intimidating. Might actually explan why you get hit on more when you are dressed in baggy clothes; they can't see your build, so you are less intimidating. A little assumption later...

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            • #7
              Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
              How can a 5'2" woman who's built more like a wrestler than a diva be intimidating? It's too weird.
              I aks myself that exact same question everyday, harbour. Word for word.
              Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

              "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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              • #8
                Quoth MoonCat View Post
                Bad timing! Did the cashier ask her to start putting her stuff on the belt?
                Nope. Just sat and waited.

                Quoth bainsidhe View Post
                Re: The sales pitch people in your lobby. Are you sure they had the owner's permission to be there? Just because people around here sell pirated DVDs in front of the dollar store doesn't mean they're supposed to.
                Well, the staff in the office was milling around, too. Nobody told them to move. They had a whole display set up including a table with a long tablecloth and the company logo. It didn't look like they were trying to hide what they were doing from the management.
                The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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                • #9
                  Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
                  How can a 5'2" woman who's built more like a wrestler than a diva be intimidating? It's too weird.
                  Men have learned to fear the power of shorter women. All of that potential power and fear compacted into a smaller form? It's like a blackhole of terror.

                  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide in the corner.
                  "IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Bloodsoul View Post
                    Men have learned to fear the power of shorter women. All of that potential power and fear compacted into a smaller form? It's like a blackhole of terror.

                    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide in the corner.
                    Aye, you do that. Because when your hands are level with her head, her TEETH are level with your GROIN.

                    I can't help it, my younger brothers are *huge* and have been bigger than me since I was 12. Big sister doesn't take crap from ANYONE.
                    What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                    • #11
                      *sees incognito in a burlap sack, rubber boots and fisherman's hat*

                      "WOOO, HAI, BAB-AY, SHAKE IT, HOT STUFF!"

                      something like that, maybe??
                      look! it's ghengis khan!
                      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                      • #12
                        Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                        *sees incognito in a burlap sack, rubber boots and fisherman's hat*

                        "WOOO, HAI, BAB-AY, SHAKE IT, HOT STUFF!"

                        something like that, maybe??
                        I would not be surprised!
                        The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.

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