I must complain! It's the law!

[AquaGirl]

Exactly, exactly, exactly! My customers are always so concerned about stuff that doesn't concern them.

Nothing better to do. I would love a life where that was the foremost thing on my mind instead of bills and budget and whether my daughter will let me get 5 continuous hours of sleep

[AccountingDrone]

I always wanted a generic Hi My Name Is plastic store tag with just a number, like 3103 or some random number =)

When I worked at Wells Fargo Alarns, if people got snotty instead of giving out our last names, we could give an ID number. *sigh* I liked working there, almost all the supervisors were great.

[XCashier]

I always wanted a generic Hi My Name Is plastic store tag with just a number, like 3103 or some random number =)

Nah, get one of those stickers and write this on it:

[LadyAndreca]

When I worked for the Bullseye, we had name tags with company names on them for vendors. We weren't supposed to, but occasionally employees would take them if they forgot their name tag. (We had a bin of former employees' tags for that. That's how I found out I answer to the name of my main RP character...the name I happened to be given the day I forgot mine.) Anyways, occasionally we'd have "Frito-Lay, Team Member" or something like that wandering around.

Since we not only write our own names on our orange aprons, we're encouraged to personalize them, there can be quite the variation at our store during the slow months. One of the head cashiers changed hers to "Inka" once because it's only one letter off from her name and she makes nearly all the hand-written signs in the store, and it took nearly a month for anyone to notice. :P

[Argus]

Nah, get one of those stickers and write this on it:

It's actually possible to get T-shirts with that preprinted.