Do You Have To Do That Now?

[PepperElf]

... mmm like an industrial-sized annoyatron?

[Gizmo]

I have fantasies of waiting until my neighbors are FINALLY quiet (could be 2 am, could be 3, even 4...)...and then playing a recording of bagpipes or yodeling under their windows.

my parents used to do this to next door.. they'd keep us up with loud music and arguements until 3-4am sunday morning (and this was all the time, not just an occasional party) and then my stepfather would get up at 6am and put classical music on through his 8 speaker sound system.

We were the last house on the row so only they got disturbed by it.

[Ironclad Alibi]

my parents used to do this to next door.. they'd keep us up with loud music and arguements until 3-4am sunday morning (and this was all the time, not just an occasional party) and then my stepfather would get up at 6am and put classical music on through his 8 speaker sound system.

Classical music? I was expecting you to say gospel music.

[Misanthropical]

Ironclad Alibi I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment.

[PepperElf]

Ironclad Alibi I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment.

No, that would be playing Rebecca Black's "Friday"...

[Sheldonrs]

Maybe the neighbor was dismembering a body. Can't do that during the day ya know!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Ironclad Alibi I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment.

Really? Well, that explains a lot about my childhood. [Sings] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the sheaves... [/Sings]

[Flying Grype]

I used to live in a basement apartment and my bathroom window looked right out onto the parking lot. It was just a dirt yard with space for five cars. People would hang out there and smoke, idle their cars, etc.

Fortunately the idling never lasted long or set off my carbon monoxide detector. But, ahh, the smokers. They would yap and smoke at the same time, at 1 in the morning, sitting on the outside ledge of my window, so I couldn't sleep or breathe. I would go into the bathroom and ask them nicely if they could move, and they always would. But I wanted so badly to scare them with my sweet voice coming from the vicinity of their back pockets. Yeah, I occasionally suck. :P

[Gizmo]

Classical music? I was expecting you to say gospel music.

If they really annoyed him he'd play Gilbert and Sullivan or something...

[Misanthropical]

Maybe the neighbor was dismembering a body. Can't do that during the day ya know!

Why are you hanging out around my house? I mean....it was firewood!...yeah..firewood.

[Shalom]

I have fantasies of waiting until my neighbors are FINALLY quiet (could be 2 am, could be 3, even 4...)...and then playing a recording of bagpipes or yodeling under their windows.

No, play them a recording of them, doing whatever they had been doing that was keeping you up.