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    This was on an episode of Customs (UK version of Border Security).

    Basically, a guy had come from South Africa to the UK for a 4-month "holiday." He had brought along a letter claiming that he had a course to go back to. (The guy's name was Dazzling )

    The letter turned out to be a fake. Basically he'd given photocopied letters (one was a recommendation from an employer, the other one was a letter confirming his course) to the check-in counter. Immigration seized his documents and discovered the ORIGINAL letter among his documents. He'd basically cut out current dates, pasted them over the ORIGINAL dates (the original dates on the two letters were May 2006 and May 2008 respectively) and then photocopied the letter and handed the photocopy to the check-in counter.

    His second lie: his "male" friend was going to support him for his stay. (he'd only come over with about 40 pounds/dollars) While the Immigration person is searching through his documents, he gets a phone call from a woman claiming that she's the girlfriend of Dazzling and that she's waiting for him in arrivals. Given he'd never mentioned a girlfriend AT ALL, there were suspicions that she was helping him gain citizenship.

    His excuse? That he had to change the dates because one of them was sick and the other wasn't there.
    Last edited by fireheart; 05-31-2011, 10:36 AM.
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    yeah "sick" is always a legal excuse to forge documents.

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    • #3
      Quoth PepperElf View Post
      yeah "sick" is always a legal excuse to forge documents.
      Normally the immigration-related stories on Customs/Border Security have their story falling apart through a person's luggage, money or similar. This was the first time I'd seen a guy's story fall apart by his own stupidity-if you're going to try and forge documents, don't bring the originals
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Wow, just wow. You know, after everything I've seen, you'd think I couldn't be surprised anymore, but this... this one has a very special place in stupid.

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