Took Hubs to Seattle for the first time yesterday. Did some shopping at Pike Place, did the Underground Tour (worth it, IMHO), got lost a few times...it was a lot of fun! In addition to seeing some of the sights, we ran into some of the city's more...interesting residents.
Quick note: Hubby is what you could call vertically challenged. He's not super short, but he's on the short end, especially for a guy. (He claims he's 5'6" ....I call BS because I'm 5'7" and I have at least two inches on him, so his actual height is somewhere in the 5'4"-5'5" range.....5'6", my ass!) He also has a red beard. The hair on his head and everywhere else is brown, but his facial hair is red, and he was wearing a hat so you couldn't see his brown hair, but still...
We were waiting for the bus, when some guy who was either on something or needed to be on something pointed at Hubs, shouted "Hey! A leprechaun!" and staggered towards us.
Crazy dude: "Hey man, are you a leprechaun?
Hubs: "No, but I've been called that before. It's the beard." (He's been called that before by me, and recently. Can't remember why I called him that, but I did!)
Crazy dude: "You look like a leprechaun, man! Are you sure you're not one?"
Hubs: "No, I'm not."
Crazy dude: "THEN WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU, MAN?!?!"
Hubs: "I don't know. I wish I knew. I just don't know."
The crazy guy wandered off, chuckling to himself and muttering about leprechauns. I'm just glad he didn't try and steal Hubs' pot o' gold!
Quick note: Hubby is what you could call vertically challenged. He's not super short, but he's on the short end, especially for a guy. (He claims he's 5'6" ....I call BS because I'm 5'7" and I have at least two inches on him, so his actual height is somewhere in the 5'4"-5'5" range.....5'6", my ass!) He also has a red beard. The hair on his head and everywhere else is brown, but his facial hair is red, and he was wearing a hat so you couldn't see his brown hair, but still...
We were waiting for the bus, when some guy who was either on something or needed to be on something pointed at Hubs, shouted "Hey! A leprechaun!" and staggered towards us.
Crazy dude: "Hey man, are you a leprechaun?
Hubs: "No, but I've been called that before. It's the beard." (He's been called that before by me, and recently. Can't remember why I called him that, but I did!)
Crazy dude: "You look like a leprechaun, man! Are you sure you're not one?"
Hubs: "No, I'm not."
Crazy dude: "THEN WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU, MAN?!?!"
Hubs: "I don't know. I wish I knew. I just don't know."
The crazy guy wandered off, chuckling to himself and muttering about leprechauns. I'm just glad he didn't try and steal Hubs' pot o' gold!
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