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    Sexist Yard Sale????

    I have been collecting SC stories for about a week now. I've been on vacation!! So expect a lot of my posts to be coming in over the next day or so. I was trying to post them while I was on vacation but my brain was in "relax" mode and blue screened after the first few sentences. My deepest and most heartfelt apologies to those of you who enjoy my posts

    I was about 20 minutes into a 3 1/2 hour drive home when I spotted a sign on the "curb" stating, "Mens Only Yard Sale 12345 Sexism Lane". I wonder what would be sold at a mens only yard sale? At first I thought of tools, lawn care, car parts, and the like. But some women like cars. Some women like building and fixing things. Some women enjoy trimming the hedge and mowing the lawn. Then I thought maybe clothes? But women can wear mens clothes. I can name at least 10 mens items in my closet off the top of my head. Then I thought of porn and stuff like that. Girls can read/watch porn. Then "video games" crossed my mind. TONS of girls play video games. Sports stuff? Women can play/watch/enjoy sports.

    I honestly couldn't think of anything that could be sold at a yard sale that is strictly "Men Only". SEXIST YARD SALE!!!
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    maybe they were selling men .......yeah i got nothing

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    • #3
      Yeah, only thing I can think of reasonably would be men's clothes... Other than that, I got nothin'....
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      • #4
        Maybe they thought the "Men only" sign would pull in more business, including women. Many women shop for their husbands.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #5
          Silly you. They only wanted male customers because they have 16 daughters to marry off. And none of the daughters prefer women.

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          • #6
            What did you expect? They live on Sexism Lane!

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            • #7
              they were selling ball scratchers. There
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              • #8
                Quoth iradney View Post
                they were selling ball scratchers. There
                Well..this could be used as a weapon...

                Yeah, I would probably think "Men's clothing" for a "Men's only garage sale." or maybe the people doing the yard sale were all male...or .. I got nothing.
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                • #9
                  Quoth iradney View Post
                  they were selling ball scratchers. There
                  I dunno. That's not something I would be comfortable buying from a garage sale.
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                  • #10
                    You should have added to the sign. "Menstration only"
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pony_Boy View Post
                      maybe they were selling men .......yeah i got nothing
                      My kind of sale, so long as they weren't used to much. lol
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                        You should have added to the sign. "Menstration only"
                        That would have been "Menses Only" then.
                        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                        • #13
                          Selling discount prostate exams?
                          Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
                            Selling discount prostate exams?
                            Like I haven't tried that before.
                            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                            • #15
                              If the address really was on "Sexist Ln" then it may have been a joke - "I'm not sexist, but my street is!"
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