I was a Kroger buying ingrediants to make a pie. I only had an armful of items so I hopped in the express lane. The lineup went like this:
1) Chub and Shorty
2) Lady and the Tramp
3) Moi
4) Poor guy I almost punched
Long story short, some guy stalked me through the parking lot of that same Kroger last year so now I get uneasy and tense when I go there. I don't want to go too off topic by telling the whole story though.
The guy behind me was standing uncomfortably close and I was about to freak out and clock him when Shorty started screaming at the cashier.
Shorty: Why did you ring up that mop for $10.99?!!
Cashier: I'm sorry sir but that's how it rang up.
Shorty: But it's on sale for $5!!!
Cashier: The price sticker says $10.99.
Shorty: I never look at the stickers because dumbass college kids put them on! I look at the sale signs put up by qualified managers!!
Cashier: *scans it manually* It's still coming up as $10.99. Would you like me to go check the sign?
Shorty: No! Because, unlike you, I care about the customers and don't want to make them wait!!
Chub: Calm down....
Shorty: Can't you just take my word for it?!!
Cashier: No. If it turns out you're mistaken, I will get in trouble. Do you still want it?
Shorty: No I don't want it!!! I'm not paying $6 more for it!!
Cashier: Ok. *puts mop behind the counter* You need to pay for that though.
Shorty: HUH?!!
Chub: The scrub brush in your pocket.
Shorty: Blaggleflaggle broggle!!! *slams the brush on the counter*
He pays and grabs the mop as he turns to leave.
Cashier: Are you going to pay for that?
Shorty: No! I'm going to check that sign!!
Cashier: Ok. *tracks Shorty to the door with his eyes*
Shorty: *turns and meets his gaze* What?!! You don't trust me?!! Have more faith in people!!! *turns towards the isles*
Lady: Wow! What a dumbass!
Tramp: Totally! I didn't think he'd EVER shut up!
He didn't come back while I was there. Thank God!!!
1) Chub and Shorty
2) Lady and the Tramp
3) Moi
4) Poor guy I almost punched
Long story short, some guy stalked me through the parking lot of that same Kroger last year so now I get uneasy and tense when I go there. I don't want to go too off topic by telling the whole story though.
The guy behind me was standing uncomfortably close and I was about to freak out and clock him when Shorty started screaming at the cashier.
Shorty: Why did you ring up that mop for $10.99?!!
Cashier: I'm sorry sir but that's how it rang up.
Shorty: But it's on sale for $5!!!
Cashier: The price sticker says $10.99.
Shorty: I never look at the stickers because dumbass college kids put them on! I look at the sale signs put up by qualified managers!!
Cashier: *scans it manually* It's still coming up as $10.99. Would you like me to go check the sign?
Shorty: No! Because, unlike you, I care about the customers and don't want to make them wait!!
Chub: Calm down....
Shorty: Can't you just take my word for it?!!
Cashier: No. If it turns out you're mistaken, I will get in trouble. Do you still want it?
Shorty: No I don't want it!!! I'm not paying $6 more for it!!
Cashier: Ok. *puts mop behind the counter* You need to pay for that though.
Shorty: HUH?!!
Chub: The scrub brush in your pocket.
Shorty: Blaggleflaggle broggle!!! *slams the brush on the counter*
He pays and grabs the mop as he turns to leave.
Cashier: Are you going to pay for that?
Shorty: No! I'm going to check that sign!!
Cashier: Ok. *tracks Shorty to the door with his eyes*
Shorty: *turns and meets his gaze* What?!! You don't trust me?!! Have more faith in people!!! *turns towards the isles*
Lady: Wow! What a dumbass!
Tramp: Totally! I didn't think he'd EVER shut up!
He didn't come back while I was there. Thank God!!!
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