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    I love kids/I hate kids...

    No, that's not true, I love kids, I hate 'parents'...

    Walked into the McD's I've been getting my internet through this past week tonight, and went to use the restroom, stopping short of walking right through a kid who wasn't looking where he was walking, and stepped aside to let him through, then continued on, and had my hand on the door when I hear him start talking.
    "Mom, that guy is huge!"
    I stopped and looked toward the kid and his mother. And his mother did nothing. And I know she saw me looking...
    "I call murder on that!"
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    Yeah, aren't they sweet. At least look mortified before you walk away.

    I have a small red mole on my cheek. I used to have a pair of glasses that chafed against it, and in summer months it would be totally raw and bleed. I'd wear a small band aid over it, to prevent the hurt. A little boy asked me why I had a band aid. The mom shushed him and said "Because it's a pimple, sweetie".
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      Quoth Imogene View Post
      No, that's not true, I love kids, I hate 'parents'...

      Walked into the McD's I've been getting my internet through this past week tonight, and went to use the restroom, stopping short of walking right through a kid who wasn't looking where he was walking, and stepped aside to let him through, then continued on, and had my hand on the door when I hear him start talking.
      "Mom, that guy is huge!"
      I stopped and looked toward the kid and his mother. And his mother did nothing. And I know she saw me looking...
      Ah, kids.

      Once again, let me relate the time at the wholesale club some Hispanic kid tried to insult me in Spanish.

      HK: (comes up to me) "Tu eres gordo!" *shit-eating grin*
      J2K: (glares) "Y tu eres feo!"
      HK: (gapes in shock) *runs away*

      (Translation: "You're fat" "And you're ugly!")
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        Ah, kids.

        Once again, let me relate the time at the wholesale club some Hispanic kid tried to insult me in Spanish.

        HK: (comes up to me) "Tu eres gordo!" *shit-eating grin*
        J2K: (glares) "Y tu eres feo!"
        HK: (gapes in shock) *runs away*

        (Translation: "You're fat" "And you're ugly!")
        I love that.

        Then there's this:

        Kid: You're fat.
        Me: And you're ugly. But I can lose weight. You can't lose ugly.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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          hah. very very true.

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          • #6
            God, kids and their awful parents.

            "Mum, why is that lady so pale? :/ Is it because she doesn't want to be pretty?"
            "Yes, sweetheart."

            Yeah, I'm not a radiant shade of orange, therefore, I don't want to be attractive.

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