Ahh it's time for more stories from the joys of public transport.
I'll Set Jesus On You!
Right, here in the UK if you are over 65, you are entitled to a free bus pass. However, if you do not apply for and receive the pass, you have to pay regardless. So, an oldish woman got on, and tried to ride the bus for free even though she had no pass. I'd just like to point out this woman looked to be in her 50s, not 65.
SC: I don't have a pass but I want to ride for free!
Driver: I can't let you without a pass. The fare is £X.XX.
SC: But I am ENTIIIIIIIITLED to a pass!
Driver: Maybe you are, but you don't have one so therefore you must pay.
SC: I talk to JESUS and if you don't let me on this bus free I'll set him on you!
Driver: On this bus, I AM Jesus. Off you get.
Horseplay...
I don't know if anyone in the UK saw the article in the papers about the man who tried to take his horse on the train, but when I was on my way to my aunt's to visit my fiance a woman tried to fetch her HORSE on to the bus.
I Don't Want To Walk That Far!
Before I tell this story, I just want to point out that there was nothing wrong with this woman. She could walk absolutely fine and seemed fit as a fiddle to me.
SC: ***** stop, please.
Driver: ...but it's there. *points at stop clearly visible further down the road.
SC: Oh I know, I just don't want to walk that far. *walks to seat*
Driver: ...but it's there.
She actually paid to be driven a grand total of about 100m.
ZOMG I Can't Wait 10 Minutes!!!
I'm lucky in that the bus I get is every ten minutes, so no pressure right? Wrong. I got to the bus station and the queue was quite long, so I decided to sit and wait for the next bus, as it would only be a ten minute wait. I was treated to a wonderful sight. The bus arrived and everybody who turned up just piled on to the bus. There was no room at all on this bus. You couldn't have swung a gnat. That is how bad it was. Instead of waiting for the next bus and using common sense, people were willingly squashing themselves on to the bus. In fact, I saw one person THROW himself at the bus doors when it was departing, because he couldn't wait ten poxy minutes.
There's loads more stories, but I don't want to bore you, so that's it for now!
I'll Set Jesus On You!
Right, here in the UK if you are over 65, you are entitled to a free bus pass. However, if you do not apply for and receive the pass, you have to pay regardless. So, an oldish woman got on, and tried to ride the bus for free even though she had no pass. I'd just like to point out this woman looked to be in her 50s, not 65.
SC: I don't have a pass but I want to ride for free!
Driver: I can't let you without a pass. The fare is £X.XX.
SC: But I am ENTIIIIIIIITLED to a pass!
Driver: Maybe you are, but you don't have one so therefore you must pay.
SC: I talk to JESUS and if you don't let me on this bus free I'll set him on you!
Driver: On this bus, I AM Jesus. Off you get.
Horseplay...
I don't know if anyone in the UK saw the article in the papers about the man who tried to take his horse on the train, but when I was on my way to my aunt's to visit my fiance a woman tried to fetch her HORSE on to the bus.
I Don't Want To Walk That Far!
Before I tell this story, I just want to point out that there was nothing wrong with this woman. She could walk absolutely fine and seemed fit as a fiddle to me.
SC: ***** stop, please.
Driver: ...but it's there. *points at stop clearly visible further down the road.
SC: Oh I know, I just don't want to walk that far. *walks to seat*
Driver: ...but it's there.
She actually paid to be driven a grand total of about 100m.
ZOMG I Can't Wait 10 Minutes!!!
I'm lucky in that the bus I get is every ten minutes, so no pressure right? Wrong. I got to the bus station and the queue was quite long, so I decided to sit and wait for the next bus, as it would only be a ten minute wait. I was treated to a wonderful sight. The bus arrived and everybody who turned up just piled on to the bus. There was no room at all on this bus. You couldn't have swung a gnat. That is how bad it was. Instead of waiting for the next bus and using common sense, people were willingly squashing themselves on to the bus. In fact, I saw one person THROW himself at the bus doors when it was departing, because he couldn't wait ten poxy minutes.
There's loads more stories, but I don't want to bore you, so that's it for now!
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