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Dear Imbecile at "Corporal Greenback":
It is generally considered rude to go up to someone who is trying to decide what flavor of carbonated sugar water she wishes to buy and spew "Yew shouldn't drink soday, it's bad fer yew."
This is especially true when you are holding two gallon jugs: One of ersatz iced tea, which has never been anywhere near a tea leaf, and one of "orange drink", which has nothing to do with oranges besides color. Both of these items have just as much if not more high fructose corn syrup as my bottle of soda.
Also, it is generally considered quite tacky to wave your "orange drink" and say "I found this in the cooler and it was half empty, I wonder if I can get it half off?" Doubly so when that container had "For employee use" written on the label in sharpie."
You fail. Good day sir.
Not love,
MoekosOwl.
It is generally considered rude to go up to someone who is trying to decide what flavor of carbonated sugar water she wishes to buy and spew "Yew shouldn't drink soday, it's bad fer yew."
This is especially true when you are holding two gallon jugs: One of ersatz iced tea, which has never been anywhere near a tea leaf, and one of "orange drink", which has nothing to do with oranges besides color. Both of these items have just as much if not more high fructose corn syrup as my bottle of soda.
Also, it is generally considered quite tacky to wave your "orange drink" and say "I found this in the cooler and it was half empty, I wonder if I can get it half off?" Doubly so when that container had "For employee use" written on the label in sharpie."
You fail. Good day sir.
Not love,
MoekosOwl.
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. It comes in 33.8-oz bottles for 68 cents apiece.
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