One from the Subway worker yesterday

[Mr Hero]

Yesterday I was getting a sandwich at my favorite fast food place. Me and the worker there got on the subject of idiot customers. He told me this story of a couple years ago.

A woman had come in and wasn't sure what to get. She let people pass her in line so she could study the menu. Finally after 15 minutes of studying the menu she asked the worker, "Do you sell sandwiches?"

[LillFilly]

"Do you sell sandwiches?"

I guess maybe her brain couldn't make the connection that a 'Sub' is a type of 'Sandwich?' Other than that, I got nothing.

[phoenixv07]

I guess maybe her brain couldn't make the connection that a 'Sub' is a type of 'Sandwich?' Other than that, I got nothing.

But even then ... there are pictures on the board! Even if her intelligence got left behind in preschool, there are picture books there.

[Iseeyouthere]

*click... click... whirr...whirr... click... Fzzzt...*

Sorry... my brain couldn't process that...

[dragon_wings]

*click... click... whirr...whirr... click... Fzzzt...*

Sorry... my brain couldn't process that...

Don't worry my brain BSOD'ed too.

[Rena_Muffin]

Reply::
"Nope, sorry. We sell (Insert hysterically funny product)"

[drunkenwildmage]

"Nope, sorry we only sell underground passenger train cars"