This was at the Subway last night and I was just a few minutes too late to witness it first hand. Subway worker was training a minion who appeared to be starting there as his first job. SC pays for the 6-inch subs and line them up side by side. SC's friend's sub is about a half inch longer. The SC starts ripping into the Subway worker. During this retelling, the minion pipes in.
Minion: I even offered her a free drink or cookies as compensation and she still wouldn't take it.
That's when I thought to myself that the minion will soon learn that that's not a fix-everything solution. Soon you'll get tired of satisfying SC's who complain about stupid shit.
So while I'm being rung up I add cookies to my meal.
Me: Can I get another cookie? One of them is 2cm smaller in circumference.
We had a good chuckle.
Minion: I even offered her a free drink or cookies as compensation and she still wouldn't take it.
That's when I thought to myself that the minion will soon learn that that's not a fix-everything solution. Soon you'll get tired of satisfying SC's who complain about stupid shit.
So while I'm being rung up I add cookies to my meal.
Me: Can I get another cookie? One of them is 2cm smaller in circumference.
We had a good chuckle.
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