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  • #16
    Wow. I'd heard of lawyers being 'ambulance chasers', but 'traffic cop chasers'?

    Congrats on not getting a fine. Have a cookie. *gives cookie*
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    • #17
      Re: Thread title.

      There are no lawyer jokes.



      ... only true stories ...
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      • #18
        I would be most curious of all, who is this cop chasing knuckle dragging shit for brains "attorney" who somehow is able to find all recent police contact with people?

        It's just as bad as the assholes who keep getting info from dealerships and sending scam letters about your car warranty, and that it's expired and you need to renew NOW.
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        • #19
          The first is likely that things like this are a matter of public record, and thus an attorney can simply pick up a listing of new traffic violations.

          The 2nd is cold calling via an auto dialer, they don't know you have a car, they don't know what your car is. Why do I say this? Because I get them all the time, and I don't think you can have a warranty on a metrocard....

          :P

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          • #20
            Quoth Syriilord View Post
            Wow. I'd heard of lawyers being 'ambulance chasers', but 'traffic cop chasers'?
            It occurs to me that this could have literally been that: He saw you pulled over and took down your license plate number, then got the name/address from the Dept of Public Records. Simple.
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            • #21
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Re: Thread title.

              There are no lawyer jokes.



              ... only true stories ...
              Hey now, my Dad and my sister are both lawyers. (Well, he is. She's waiting for the results of her bar exam.) And they prove the old adage:

              Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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              • #22
                Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                Hey now, my Dad and my sister are both lawyers. (Well, he is. She's waiting for the results of her bar exam.) And they prove the old adage:

                Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
                So what you're saying is that your dad and sister give 1% of lawyers a bad name?


                *ducks and runs*

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                • #23
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Just got off the phone. It wasn't a citation.
                  If it wasn't a Citation it must have been a Cavalier - which is even worse

                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  Re: Thread title.

                  There are no lawyer jokes.



                  ... only true stories ...
                  Why are you letting the actions of a few scumbags colour your perception of the other 2%?
                  Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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