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All this, over a grape...
I didn't see this, but it was in the papers and all over the news around here when it happened.
Anyway, so there is this bigger woman doing some grocery shopping at one of the stores up here. She is walking around the produce section, and starts to eat the grapes.
An off duty (or undercover, don't remember) police officer--also a woman--sees this and goes up to her and tells her to stop eating the grapes. The woman refuses, and words are exchanged.
Then grape lady starts to bump her chest into the cops chest. Remember that this woman was bigger...well, the cop wasn't. Then grape lady gets very physical. She swings at the cop, and ends up pulling out a chunk of the cops hair.
So now, its on.
The two start grappling, and end up by the cash registers. The cops are called, and show up in full riot gear. The employees run and block the aisles, so that the shopping customers can't get involved. It was a little too late for that, though.
One gentleman jumps into the fray, trying to help the cops. The cops think that he is trying to help the grape lady, though, and start beating him too. The SM shows up with pepper spray and ends up spraying it in a cops face instead of grape ladys.
Remember how I said that she was a bigger lady?
Apparently she was wearing sweats, and in the scuffle...her pants fell...
Around her ankles...
She was wearing a thong...
That you couldn't see.
By this time she was subdued enough, and someone grabbed a newspaper to cover her up with.
So all this happened...over a grape.
Anyway, so there is this bigger woman doing some grocery shopping at one of the stores up here. She is walking around the produce section, and starts to eat the grapes.
An off duty (or undercover, don't remember) police officer--also a woman--sees this and goes up to her and tells her to stop eating the grapes. The woman refuses, and words are exchanged.
Then grape lady starts to bump her chest into the cops chest. Remember that this woman was bigger...well, the cop wasn't. Then grape lady gets very physical. She swings at the cop, and ends up pulling out a chunk of the cops hair.
So now, its on.
The two start grappling, and end up by the cash registers. The cops are called, and show up in full riot gear. The employees run and block the aisles, so that the shopping customers can't get involved. It was a little too late for that, though.
One gentleman jumps into the fray, trying to help the cops. The cops think that he is trying to help the grape lady, though, and start beating him too. The SM shows up with pepper spray and ends up spraying it in a cops face instead of grape ladys.
Remember how I said that she was a bigger lady?
Apparently she was wearing sweats, and in the scuffle...her pants fell...
Around her ankles...
She was wearing a thong...
That you couldn't see.
By this time she was subdued enough, and someone grabbed a newspaper to cover her up with.
So all this happened...over a grape.
To this day, before I do something, I ponder "Would Mom approve?"
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