Assclown on the bus

[MoonCat]

This evening on the way home from work, some asshole on the bus was yakking up a storm, laughing his head off at his own wit (which was pretty much non-existent), and swearing like the proverbial sailor. F-bombs were flying left, right and center. This guy was loud. When the driver told him to can it, he spouted off some more and said the world's going to hell, God's going to take us all in a f--king inferno, and the devil's coming.

To which I heard a man in the back say: "Sir, the devil's got your brain. You better get back to him, 'cause he's got your brain already."

Asshole huffed & puffed and stomped off the bus. My new hero says, "The truth hurts."

[PepperElf]

of course he was huffing and puffing

he was trying to keep the air in his head inflated

[KellyHabersham]

His twin was on the bus I had to take home from work the other night, with the changes of being drunk and ranting about how "You can't talk to me like that!". (He didn't seem focused on anyone in particular)