Wherein I am cockpunched by a toddler

[blas]

Cock punching aside, me being the ass I am, I'd be laughing out of control at a kid repeatedly launching itself against the wall.

[Mishi]

I'd be laughing out of control at a kid repeatedly launching itself against the wall.

Quoted for truth (As long as its not due to health issues). I have enough trouble keeping a straight face when my own kids do something silly!

[Salted Grump]

Is it wrong of me that I laughed quite maliciously at the imagery of Poor Irv getting walloped in the nadgers?

[blas]

Naw. I love Irv as if he were an older brother, and I got the mad giggles reading this post. What's even better was it was the first thing I read this morning

[Cai1987]

Quoted for truth (As long as its not due to health issues). I have enough trouble keeping a straight face when my own kids do something silly!

I laughed at my kid the other day when he crashed into a table. I mean, I felt bad afterward, but it's not like the table's been anywhere else for his entire life!

Toddlers often just aren't aware of the space they take up.

[dalesys]

Toddlers often just aren't aware of the space they take up.

Who else has been in stitches watching their toddler trying to stand up under a table? Repeatedly?

[MiloMorai]

So you had cherry jam on your icecream?

[Sheldonrs]

...So I'm staring blankly ahead and out the windows as the toddler girl is doing fidgety toddler dowanna-wait-in-line things, like launching herself into the wall repeatedly.

Then she balls up her little hands into fists and starts swinging them around--and catches me right in the cherries.

....

So this kid went walls to the balls?

[Cai1987]

Who else has been in stitches watching their toddler trying to stand up under a table? Repeatedly?

Every. Day.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Who else has been in stitches watching their toddler trying to stand up under a table? Repeatedly?

Sounds like a typical day for my baby sister, who works as a nanny for a local family (she's in charge of a set of twins, who are just over 2 now.)

The sister of the pair went through a phase where she would crawl under one of the end tables in the den and, next thing my sis would know, there's arms and legs sticking out from all sides (as shown to me by my sis on her phone).

Now there's an original Halloween costume right there. And if I get a chance before I go to bed shortly, I might post that on my sis's FB page.