Location: Dollar Store.
Normally I experience this suck to a lesser degree, today it went epic.
This twenty someting young girl happily waits while the clerk rings AND bags all her stuff. "$23.64", cue the deer in the headlights look, "how much?" "$23.64". Girl pats every pocket real and imagined on her and proceeds to squeeze two fingers in the 2 sizes too small pant and shirt physical pockets she locates.
"How much?" "$23.64" girl opens her big giant purse and opens all the pockets inside and I swear removes smaller purses from them and proceeeds to open them all. "How much?" "$23.64".
I guess the elusive WTF she was looking for was playing hide-n-seek since she repeated this process from beginning to end THREE additional times! Giving up and probably aware of the 'please drop dead' stares she was on the receiving end; pulls a credit card and pays, of course she asked "how much?" one more time for good luck I guess.
... must resist urge to toss watermelon at her ass.
Normally I experience this suck to a lesser degree, today it went epic.
This twenty someting young girl happily waits while the clerk rings AND bags all her stuff. "$23.64", cue the deer in the headlights look, "how much?" "$23.64". Girl pats every pocket real and imagined on her and proceeds to squeeze two fingers in the 2 sizes too small pant and shirt physical pockets she locates.
"How much?" "$23.64" girl opens her big giant purse and opens all the pockets inside and I swear removes smaller purses from them and proceeeds to open them all. "How much?" "$23.64".
I guess the elusive WTF she was looking for was playing hide-n-seek since she repeated this process from beginning to end THREE additional times! Giving up and probably aware of the 'please drop dead' stares she was on the receiving end; pulls a credit card and pays, of course she asked "how much?" one more time for good luck I guess.
... must resist urge to toss watermelon at her ass.
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