I was waiting in line to buy a USB stick for my computer. The guy in front of me in the line was easily 80 years old, typical old guy, with huge hearing aids, flat cap and walking stick.
C = Clerk
OM = Old Man
OM: I want one of them HD's
C: You mean a HD TV sir?
OM: No, I have Sky, and I want Sky HD
C: OK, do you have a HD television sir?
OM: What?
C: A HD television.
OM: What's one of them then?
C: Well to get the clearer picture of Sky HD, you will need a HD television and a Sky HD box to recieve the signal.
OM: *Not understanding* No, I just want my TV to get HD
C: Of course sir, but you will need a HD TV and a HD reciever box.
OM: A what? No you don't understand, I just want my TV to get HD
By this time, I'm getting annoyed, all I want to do is pay for my USB stick!
OM: OK then, how much will this cost?
C: Well, our HD ready TV's start at £500...
OM: How much???
C: £500 sir.
The old man puts his wallet away
OM: Well what about Sky HD?
C: Well, the reciever boxes start at £199.99...
Old man stumbles with shock
C: And then there's the added subscription fee...
OM: You're trying to con me aren't you?
C: Sir?
By this time, another clerk has come to the desk, and I'm finally getting served, but both me and the clerk are fascinated by this old man.
OM: Does it make you feel good conning an old man out of his pension?
C: I'm sorry sir but I don't set the prices...
OM: GARGH! *Waves his stick at the clerk* How can you sleep at night?
He walks out the store, grumbly to himself, something along the lines of "No good kid trying to rip me off, he's not getting my money."
Old people and technology should be illegal.
C = Clerk
OM = Old Man
OM: I want one of them HD's
C: You mean a HD TV sir?
OM: No, I have Sky, and I want Sky HD
C: OK, do you have a HD television sir?
OM: What?
C: A HD television.
OM: What's one of them then?
C: Well to get the clearer picture of Sky HD, you will need a HD television and a Sky HD box to recieve the signal.
OM: *Not understanding* No, I just want my TV to get HD
C: Of course sir, but you will need a HD TV and a HD reciever box.
OM: A what? No you don't understand, I just want my TV to get HD
By this time, I'm getting annoyed, all I want to do is pay for my USB stick!
OM: OK then, how much will this cost?
C: Well, our HD ready TV's start at £500...
OM: How much???
C: £500 sir.
The old man puts his wallet away
OM: Well what about Sky HD?
C: Well, the reciever boxes start at £199.99...
Old man stumbles with shock
C: And then there's the added subscription fee...
OM: You're trying to con me aren't you?
C: Sir?
By this time, another clerk has come to the desk, and I'm finally getting served, but both me and the clerk are fascinated by this old man.
OM: Does it make you feel good conning an old man out of his pension?
C: I'm sorry sir but I don't set the prices...
OM: GARGH! *Waves his stick at the clerk* How can you sleep at night?
He walks out the store, grumbly to himself, something along the lines of "No good kid trying to rip me off, he's not getting my money."
Old people and technology should be illegal.
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