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  • #16
    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    Indeed, it was this demigod who graced this board with that bit of wisdom, of which we are not worthy.
    I was going to say "Stop it, my ego's large enough as it is."

    Then I realized that my ego isn't large enough yet. So by all means, pile on the flattery!
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #17
      I've had people do that to me when I'm on my bike. Generally I smile really big and wave; sometimes I blow kisses. But on occasion I may now use the "I can't hear..." line. LMAO!

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      • #18
        Quoth iradney View Post
        I think it was IPF that said "HEY REV LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS!" I use that so often IRL, you have no idea...
        I thought me and hubby were the only ones who stole that, lol...I guess not!
        "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
        - H. Beam Piper

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        • #19
          Quoth iradney View Post
          I think it was IPF that said "HEY REV LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR HOW SMALL YOUR DICK IS!" I use that so often IRL, you have no idea...
          I told 2 of my coworkers about this today and they laughed their asses off and promised faithfully to use it as often as possible.

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          • #20
            Quoth protege View Post
            ...and I'll bet it was some shitbox truck too. Locally, when truck owners rev their engines like that, it's always some beat-up Chevy or Ford that should have been put out to pasture years ago. Bonus points if said truck is covered in primer and/or duct take, the exhaust (if it even has one!) is held on with a coat hanger, and the bed sides flap in the breeze at highway speeds I'm just waiting for one of those fools to start revving their engine...and sling a piston into orbit
            Nope. fairly newish black truck. Large too. Essentially what you would see a few frat boys (which is what the occupants appeared to be) go mudding in.

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            • #21
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I've been using it too. I was tempted to holler that at some fuckhead parking his truck across 4 spaces at the Grocery Store of Awesome.
              Depending on the layout, I've parked my truck in 2, 4, or 9 spaces. When bobtailing, I'll take 2 nose-to-tail, or 4 side-by-side. With a trailer, I'll take 9 side-by-side. Of course, my truck is a long-wheelbase highway tractor, those are the minimum number of spaces it will fit in, and I stay toward the edge of the lot (away from the desirable "don't wanna walk" spaces near the door). Parking a vehicle which will fit in a single space across multiples is a fecocerebral act.
              Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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