I read this at another message board I go to. warning nsfw and not safe for sensitive stomachs
Poor guy had his thanksgiving dinner pretty much ruined. He'd raised the turkey himself for the year and had gotten it to 50 pounds. Only... two days before thanksgiving, ...the dog tried to eat the turkey...
[blanked for those who don't want to know]Well, he tried to eat the turkey while it was *still alive*... AFTER violating it (yes that). ... In front of the man's wife and three children aged 3, 5, & 7. They were pretty horrified. The man had to put the turkey out of its misery himself the next morning.[/blank, here's your ]
Not sure what the man's family had for dinner. According to the thread he was able to salvage the breasts and a wing. But it wasn't going to be for thanksgiving dinner now... not sure what it was going to be used for... I mean sure he still had 19 pounds of meat left but I don't think anyone would want to eat it now...
Although the replies to his thread were... priceless. Including asking for pics of the dog and making jokes about the turkey meat.
Poor guy had his thanksgiving dinner pretty much ruined. He'd raised the turkey himself for the year and had gotten it to 50 pounds. Only... two days before thanksgiving, ...the dog tried to eat the turkey...
[blanked for those who don't want to know]Well, he tried to eat the turkey while it was *still alive*... AFTER violating it (yes that). ... In front of the man's wife and three children aged 3, 5, & 7. They were pretty horrified. The man had to put the turkey out of its misery himself the next morning.[/blank, here's your ]
Not sure what the man's family had for dinner. According to the thread he was able to salvage the breasts and a wing. But it wasn't going to be for thanksgiving dinner now... not sure what it was going to be used for... I mean sure he still had 19 pounds of meat left but I don't think anyone would want to eat it now...
Although the replies to his thread were... priceless. Including asking for pics of the dog and making jokes about the turkey meat.
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