How to ruin thanksgiving - brain bleach required NSFW

[HappyFun Ball]

I just.. I just.. I can't catch my breath!!

[BigBird]

You can roast your turkey, deep fry it, barbecue it, or just do it doggy style!

[Redbeard]

"What a wonderful gravy, what do you call that slightly smokey flavor?"
"German Shepard"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hey wait, that's not melted butter on the mashed potatoes....

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Throw in the State of Wyoming Jello Mold and you've got a deal.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I prefer my turkey unstuffed, thankyouverymuch.

Another reason why we keep Buddy Jr. out in the dog lot.

[Sapphire Silk]

I just.. I just.. I can't catch my breath!!

Me . . . neither. Back . . . hurts . . . too . . . much. . .

[dalesys]

Anybody remember the animation of the Taco Bell Chihuahua putting the hot sauce into the burrito?

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I'm laughing at all the replies too...but man, I still can't help feeling terrible for that poor turkey... Bad doggie!!!!!!

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

That poor Tom Turkey, right?